ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Spain's highway agency is monitoring speeding hotspots using bulk phone location data

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Local reports suggest individuals can't be identified... yet

SharePoint Syntex: Microsoft rolls out AI that automatically categorises documents

(2020/09/25)

Starts trying to make fetch happen... build your own models to parse corporate content

First-world problems: The pumpkin spice latte is here, but the Starbucks loyalty card app has wiped my balance

(2020/09/25)

Coffee giant brews UK customers a double shot of cock-up

Sweetheart tax deal appeal: European Commission takes €13bn Apple state aid claim to the EU's highest court

(2020/09/25)

Contesting decision of General Court that Irish set-up was kosher

Brexit travel permits designed to avoid 7,000-lorry jams come January depend on software that won't be finished till April

(2020/09/25)

Beta means fully operational? Haha! Good one!

Looking for a new tech job? Just browsing? This week's list includes roles for devs, engineers, and Perl maestros

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And if you're keen to place an ad, get in touch – it's free

Big US election coming up, security is vital and, oh look... a federal agency just got completely pwned for real

(2020/09/25)

Hacker had set up shop on network using stolen Office 365 accounts

Bennu Jerry's, anyone? OSIRIS-REx probe to attempt 3 scoops of asteroid next month before bringing samples home

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Dress rehearsals done, nice shingly crater chosen – it's go time

Can The Register run Crysis Remastered? Yes, but we don't see why you would want to

(2020/09/25)

It's the 'gaming funk' edition, also starring Wasteland 3 , Crusader Kings 3 , and Among Us

Key API management platform for UK public sector scrapped: DWP ends £5m MuleSoft project

(2020/09/25)

Legacy app 'asset reuse' left hanging for now

HubSpot must prove core sales features to be taken seriously in enterprise CRM market

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To compete against Salesforce, Oracle and co, software slinger needs to do more, says analyst

Scre-EE-m if you wanna go faster: BT's mobile network reigns supreme in UK-wide speed and latency tests

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But Vodafone's not far behind

'Robbery, economic plunder, victim of larcenous cronyism and a heist'

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That’s China’s view of the Oracle/Walmart TikTok takeover. Now to see if that translates into a ban on the sale

Help! My printer won't print no matter how much I shout at it!

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MAYBE IF I PRINT EVERYTHING IN CAPS?

Meet the ‘DPU’ – accelerated network cards designed to go where CPUs and GPUs can’t be bothered

(2020/09/25)

You may know them as SmartNICs and they’re touted as making AI, clouds and 5G scale

Want to stop cybercrimes tearing through your network? First check your privileges

(2020/09/25)

Your most powerful admins are the weakest links. But CyberArk are here to help

WeWork Won’tWork in China, at least not as majority owner

(2020/09/25)

Local partner splashes $200m to take control

All those ‘teleworking is the new normal’ predictions? Not so much, say bosses

(2020/09/25)

Australian government survey's post-plague adoption prediction finds only tiny future increase in usage

Hootsuite melts ICE deal after staff revolt: CEO vows not to divide biz like agents divided families at the US border

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Contract would have run for up to three years, bagged $500,000, it seems

Facebook is the internet's cigarette: Addictive and laced with nasty stuff – 'shocking images, graphic videos, headlines that incite outrage'

(2020/09/25)

So says ex-director of monetization, adding this led to 'unprecedented engagement and profits'

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein