ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Virgin Media had a flat Q3, managed to roll out gigabit internet to 3 million more premises across Northern Ireland and London

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ISP reckons it can hit national coverage by end of next year

After Cummings' Barnard Castle trip, cheeky Britons started using the word 'vision' in their passwords

(2020/11/05)

That was still dwarfed by clods using 'password' itself, though

Salesforce pinches Accenture tech veteran to head up UK & Ireland operations

(2020/11/05)

Cloudy CRM monster's veep merry-go-round keeps spinning

We've made it: Microsoft deems El Reg relevant enough to have a play with the nerfed version of its upcoming Xbox

(2020/11/05)

Not sure if we should be honoured or offended, but the Series S is a huge step up from its predecessor

Amid pandemic and economic uncertainty, enterprises find they've lost the will to migrate to SAP's S4/HANA

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Third of customers stalling upgrades, says UK and Ireland user group data

Let us have a think-think: TalkTalk extends £1.1bn go-private takeover deadline

(2020/11/05)

Pretty standard stuff, says analyst

Data protection scofflaws failed to pay £2m in fines from UK watchdog – and 68% of penalties are still outstanding

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We're trying, insists beleaguered Information Commissioner's Office

Congrats, HCL, on your £1.5m contract to upgrade a county council's ERP system to SAP S4/HANA within a year

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And good luck – you're gonna need it

Microsoft sues Florida reseller it alleges sold 'black market access devices' allowing unlocking of Office 365

(2020/11/05)

Copyright and trademark infringements alleged by Redmond's legal eagles

Super-antique-fragile-and-it's-XP-alidocious, even though the sight of it is something quite atrocious

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A most uneXPected visitor: Windows cling-on spotted by Reg reader Discovery crew member

Deloitte's 'Test your Hacker IQ' site fails itself after exposing database user name, password in config file

(2020/11/05)

Security quiz site created by advisors includes inadvertent bonus round

No, GitHub's source code wasn't hacked and posted on GitHub, says GitHub CEO

(2020/11/05)

Nat Friedman says they'll make it harder to impersonate unsigned commits

Proofpoint survey: IT security leaders worry about and are ill-prepared to defeat cyber-attacks

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Remote workers are now the perimeter

Criticalstudies.org sounds pretty important, right? Wrong: USA says it’s an Iranian fake news front

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So it's been seized, along with a bunch of other sites, with Cloudflare accounts providing critical evidence

Now that's a Finnish-ing move: Finland offers free 90-day tryout of Helsinki tech scene with childcare thrown in

(2020/11/05)

Just don't think about winter

India, UK strike tech co-operation pact and plot deeper links once Brexit's done

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Details vague, but ambitions cover 5G, security of comms infrastructure and sharing R&D

Qualcomm hints at future data centre and edge compute products

(2020/11/05)

Strong-arms Q4 and the year as China fuels 5G sales

Revamped DLL side-load attack hits Myanmar

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Sophos reckons Chinese gangs are behind attack it's charmingly chosen to name 'KilllSomeOne'

FYI: Someone wants to launch mobile broadband satellites into space used by scientific craft – and NASA's not happy

(2020/11/05)

Choo choo! Mind the incoming 'A-train' orbital spacecraft

Feds throw book at eBay execs who deny they had anything to do with cyberstalking of site's critics

(2020/11/04)

James Baugh, David Harville hit with several new counts

The only rose without thorns is friendship.