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Now that's a Finnish-ing move: Finland offers free 90-day tryout of Helsinki tech scene with childcare thrown in

(2020/11/05)


In a bold headhunting effort, the Finnish capital city of Helsinki is offering a sabbatical in the Suomi state for Silicon Valleyites.

The "90-Day Finn" program is funded by the Helsinki Business Hub and aimed specifically at "tech professionals" on America's West Coast. The hub will finance a "free 90-day relocation package to Helsinki," and kids are invited.

It promises to provide everything from official documentation to finding housing, daycare, schools and healthcare as well as "in-person introductions to local technology hubs and business networks" to help people get settled.

There's more: airport pickup and drop-off, reception, a welcome gift and welcome event, a tour of the neighborhood, various cultural activities (a sauna, trip into nature and others), cultural training, co-working space, and so on. And if you like what you see, the hub will also help you apply for residence in Finland and provide support to settle permanently.

The idea is to beef up Finland's tech sector by stealing top talent from America – something that may have more appeal than usual given the recent changes to US work visas, an anti-tech vibe and the current election madness.

Hackers rummaged about in Finnish psychotherapy clinic – now patients extorted with public data dump threats [1]READ MORE

The program also cites "lockdowns, wildfires, social injustices and political turmoil" as reasons for getting out of Dodge and heading to Helsinki. "People living in strongly affected yet highly expensive areas have begun to ask themselves how they could have both a career and an enjoyable family life," said Helsinki Business Hub's comms director Johanna Huurre. "We decided to offer them an opportunity to experience what life has to offer outside of their regular hoods."

And in a not-so-subtle dig at the current administration, the program also suggests that entrants "enjoy work-life balance unique to Finland and guided to stay safe amidst the global pandemic in a city that is run based on a pragmatic, science-driven approach."

The pluses

To be fair, there are quite a few advantages to life in Finland, which the program is not shy at promoting: Helsinki was ranked as the [2]#1 happiest place in the world this year.

It also provides free healthcare – which can be a mind-boggling proposition for an American used to the demented US health system – as well as one of the [3]world's best education systems . It is number one in Europe for VC investments. And, well, it is a pretty nice place.

There are downsides that the program does not outline, of course. As anyone who has been to Finland will be able to tell you, it is cold. And sometimes really cold. Really, really cold. Going from sunny California to an ice freezer would be a significant shift. Then there's the Finnish language, which is mind-bogglingly difficult to understand. Fortunately most Finns speak English but even so.

Then there are the Finns themselves who are an acquired taste, like Finnish food (although reindeer is surprisingly tasty). It's silly to stereotype an entire nation, but it's fair to say that most citizens of the country like their humor dry. Small talk is so small it's non-existent – as the old joke goes you can tell an extrovert Finn because they look at your shoes when talking to you, not their own.

It's also worth noting that the program will help you find housing but not cover the cost (although Helsinki is a fraction the price of the Bay Area) and you would have to cover flights, but otherwise it seems like a pretty sweet deal if you're interested in seeing how the rest of the world does it.

There are just 15 places available. The application window is also short – clearly intended to capitalize on election jitters (at the time of writing it looks as though Donald Trump may not win a second term, which may reduce demand) – opening today, November 4, and closing December 10.

Applicants will be shortlisted, interviewed and the lucky winners would be expected to up sticks and move in February i.e. cold season where a record high temperature was 53 Fahrenheit and a record low or – get this –minus 56 Fahrenheit.

There is one more problem: the promoted application website at 90dayfinn.com doesn't, um, exist right now. You can find it at [4]helsinkibusinesshub.fi/90-day-finn/ instead. ®

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[1] https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/26/finland_psychotherapy_clinic_ransom_attack/

[2] https://worldhappiness.report/ed/2020/cities-and-happiness-a-global-ranking-and-analysis/

[3] https://ncee.org/what-we-do/center-on-international-education-benchmarking/top-performing-countries/

[4] https://www.helsinkibusinesshub.fi/90-day-finn/

[5] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/

Second thoughts

Anonymous Coward

Yes, Finland knows how to defend against an invasion. I have wondered how many of those tens of thousands of American wished they hadn't evacuated China. Search using "wuhan halloween slide show". *They* had a halloween.

BTW: I don't suppose the Finns would want remote workers to show up?

I’m tempted!

bazza

I’ve visited Finland, and have it pegged as an excellent place to be. It’s definitely different, but it’s such a nice nation. You can glean something of their complex history visiting the museum of military history on an island near Helsinki: a mixture of Soviet and Western arms, and basically a story of being pushed around by all of the neighbouring countries at some point or other.

One thing not listed as a plus point by the article is their driving tuition / test. You get taught how to drive like a rally driver - drifting, sliding, counter steering, etc, and that’s part of the test. Pass their driving test and you’re practically guaranteed a second career opportunity as a race driver.

Re: I’m tempted!

BebopWeBop

If you ever drive in Finland during the winter you will realise how important that is :-)

Re: I’m tempted!

KBeee

You don't even need to visit Finlands military museum to see how well they defend themselves. I believe there's a Soviet T34 tank in the Bovington Tank Museum lent to them by Finland (strangely with a swastika painted on it, which was a Finnish symbol before Nazi use of it)

Finland in winter...

IGotOut

at least the roads don't grind to a halt when 0.1mm of snow lands.

Re: Finland in winter...

First Light

Or rain . . . Californians can't drive in the rain and the roads always get backed up. It's just rain!

Re: Finland in winter...

Mike Lewis

My friend who moved there says the Californians don't have a word for rain. He says they call it "sky water".

Re: Finland in winter...

Oh Matron!

I've been in the South Bay when it's snowed. You think London is bad when the white stuff falls....

There are just 15 places available

Chris Miller

Wow! Must be the cheapest advertising campaign ever.

Stephen Elop

Fruit and Nutcase

I presume that name is on a list of undesirables that they will reject without further consideration

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