ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Welcome to the splinternet – where freedom of expression is suppressed and repressed, and Big Brother is watching

(2021/01/04)

The new internets of Iran, China, and Russia are nothing like the original

It's just a pair of arrows. What could be more innocent than that?

(2021/01/04)

Crossing the LogoWatch and Borkage streams: A Bork averted

Server won't boot? Forgot to make that backup? Have no fear, just blame Microsoft

(2021/01/04)

Everything is Windows' fault. Even when it really isn't

SolarWinds mess that flared in the holidays: Biz confirms malware targeted crocked Orion product

(2021/01/04)

CISA flags ‘further hardening’ advice as Microsoft reveals internal account compromises

New York Stock Exchange bins China’s three biggest telcos

(2021/01/04)

As China launches Alibaba antitrust probe, warns Tencent, and the clock keeps TikTok-ing for Oracle

File format conversion crisis delayed attempt to challenge US presidential election result

(2021/01/04)

Legal geniuses behind case ask for extra time to convert between Google Docs and MS Word

Linux 5.11 dominated by descriptors for new AMD silicon

(2021/01/04)

Linus Torvalds has been back at work for a week and already has a second release candidate ready. What’s your excuse?

Confessions at a Christmas do: 'That time I took down an entire neighbourhood'

(2021/01/03)

For whom the return key tolls

Pick an end, any end: Lost that critical Christmas cable? We know how you feel

(2021/01/02)

'You are fettered,' said Scrooge, trembling. 'Tell me why?'

Realme 7 5G: Parents, this is the phone you should have got your kids for Christmas

(2021/01/01)

It has everything most normal people would want and costs £279

What can the 1944 OSS manual teach us before we all return to sabotage the office?

(2021/01/01)

Tell you what, let’s have a meeting about it

Sun, sea and sad signage: And lo, they saw a shining light in the sky... oh, it's a BIOS error

(2021/01/01)

Santas sled of bork comes to Lanzarote

I built a shed once. How hard can a data centre be?

(2021/01/01)

Brute force and ignorance a happy VAX does not make

As Uncle Sam continues to clamp down on Big Tech, Apple pelted with more and more complaints from third-party App Store devs

(2020/12/31)

El Reg lends our ear to companies and developers struggling to survive in Apple's cruel, cruel App Store world

Lenovo ThinkPad Carbon X1 Gen 8: No boundaries were pushed in the making of this laptop – and that's OK

(2020/12/31)

If it ain't broke, don't fix it

All I want for Christmas is cash: Welsh ATMs are unbeatable. Or unbootable. Something like that

(2020/12/31)

Carpark sorrow as Windows failed to cough booty

Brexit trade deal advises governments to use Netscape Communicator and SHA-1. Why? It's all in the DNA

(2020/12/31)

A simple cut-and-paste text job from a 2008 EU treaty for genetic databases

Watt's next for batteries? It'll be more of the same, not longer life, because physics and chemistry are hard

(2020/12/30)

Lithium-ion had a lucky break early on. Successors will need billions of dollars to catch up – if they don't flame out first

Surface Laptop Go: Premium feel for a mid-range price, but Microsoft's Apple-like range once meant more than this

(2020/12/30)

Svelte, yet ordinary

The curse of knowing a bit about IT: 'Could you just...?' and 'No I haven't changed anything'

(2020/12/30)

Two firewalls are better than one, right?

Bizoos, n.:
The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a basketball.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"