ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

No, no, let's hear this out, says judge waving away Apple's attempt to kill MacBook Pro Flexgate lawsuit

(2021/04/05)

Surely this back light problem would have come up in testing, court mulls

A floppy filled with software worth thousands of francs: Techie can't take it, customs won't keep it. What to do?

(2021/04/05)

Halt and catch fire

QNAP caught napping as disclosure delay expires, critical NAS bugs revealed

(2021/04/03)

Remote code execution hole, arbitrary file writing flaw could make a mess of stored files

Apple begins rejecting apps that use advertising SDKs for fingerprinting users

(2021/04/02)

Google comes in late too

Do you prefer to learn about theory, tools – or both? Continuous Lifecycle Online puts it all on your desktop

(2021/04/02)

Join us online for three days of DevOps, containers, CI/CD

Absolutely fab: As TSMC invests $100bn to address chip shortage, where does that leave the rest of the industry?

(2021/04/02)

Semiconductor sovereignty, meet supply chain security

Easily distracted by too many apps, too many meetings, and too much asparagus

(2021/04/02)

Nothing like a steaming bowl of freshly picked spaghetti

Yep, you're totally unique: That one very special user and their very special problem

(2021/04/02)

Register reader finds that some Apple fans are... not very bright?

Scientists stumped by strange X-rays from Uranus

(2021/04/02)

UCL astronomer tells us: 'We were surprised by our discovery'

Indian business tech spending dips in 2020’s final quarter, lockdown workers helped boost router sales

(2021/04/02)

Good times for NVMe-based flash arrays and Cisco

If you can't log into Azure, Teams or Xbox Live right now: Microsoft cloud services in worldwide outage

(2021/04/02)

It's not DNS. There's no way it can be DNS... It was DNS

In a devastating blow to all eight of you, Microsoft pulls the plug on Cortana's Android, iOS apps

(2021/04/02)

Chatty digital assistant can still be found on Outlook, Teams, Windows

Turns out humans are leading AI systems astray because we can't agree on labeling

(2021/04/01)

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Asking for a friend's machine-learning code

FCC acting commissioner proposes dedicated spectrum for private space launches

(2021/04/01)

'The regulatory frameworks we rely on to support these efforts are dated'

Micron chief warns 'severe shortage' of DRAM expected to continue this year

(2021/04/01)

And drought in Taiwan threatens supply. Good news for firm's wallet, not so much for chip buyers

It's been a long time coming but AWS has at last enabled an interactive serial console for de-borking VMs

(2021/04/01)

Handy in an emergency, but only for Nitro instances and requires work in advance

Does your enterprise data fit with your cloud native future?

(2021/04/01)

Join us with Red Hat and IBM – and find out how to deploy your workloads on Kubernetes and much more

Dutch watchdog fines Booking.com €475k after it kept customer data thefts quiet for more than 3 weeks

(2021/04/01)

Thousands of people's personal information purloined after UAE hotels compromised

Microsoft welcomes 'raddest' and most 'feature-dense' Kubernetes release to AKS, shows 1.17 the door

(2021/04/01)

Mere months to go before 1.21 arrives

While truly self-driving cars are surely just around the corner, for now here's an AI early-warning system for your semi-autonomous ride

(2021/04/01)

Hey, we heard you like machine learning. So we put a machine-learning system in your machine-learning system

One of the disadvantages of having children is that they eventually get old
enough to give you presents they make at school.
-- Robert Byrne