ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Report picks holes in the Linux kernel release signing process

(2021/06/24)

Security procedures need documenting, improving, and mandating - though they're better than they used to be

British minister claims technology makes maritime cannibalism obsolete

(2021/06/24)

Even in a shipboard COVID lockdown, chowing down on ailing cabin boys is apparently no longer a thing

In our digital future, IT is really all about experience

(2021/06/24)

Time to focus on people, not just SLAs

Researchers find evidence that stress does turn your hair grey, and it can be reversed – you just need a holiday

(2021/06/24)

But the hair dye market isn't about to implode, there are limits

Doggy DNA database adopted by Gloucestershire cops to bring crims to heel

(2021/06/24)

Pet parents asked to fork over £75 for the privilege, though

Google pushes bug databases to get on the same page for open-source security

(2021/06/24)

Chocolate Factory proposes common interchange format for vulnerability data

Treaty of Roam finally in ashes: O2 cracks, joins rivals, adds data roaming charges for heavy users in EU

(2021/06/24)

That's £3.50 per GB for anything over 25GB

The present is virtual, the future should be too

(2021/06/24)

Containers are visitors from hyperscale-land. They should respect your ways when you invite them in

Stop. Look... Install Linux? The Reg solves Microsoft's latest Windows teaser

(2021/06/24)

Going backwards to the future

UK watchdog fines biz £130k for 900,000+ direct marketing calls to folk who had opted out

(2021/06/24)

Colour Coat accused of lying, being rude and aggressive, and hanging up on cold-call victims

Hungover Brits declare full English breakfast the solution to all their ills

(2021/06/24)

For the 3% who craved sweet and sour pork balls, it might be time to stop drinking

UK urged to choo-choo-choose hydrogen-powered trains in pursuit of carbon-neutral economic growth

(2021/06/24)

Meanwhile, Porterbrook's Hydroflex trials continue

Fashion titan French Connection says 'FCUK' as REvil-linked ransomware makes off with data

(2021/06/24)

Attack on an internal system shouldn't put customers at risk, biz claims

Enterprise databases deployed in Kubernetes? Proceed with caution, warns seasoned analyst

(2021/06/24)

Deploying the ultimate stateful code in a stateless environment is a 'tricky business' IDC guru opines

India tweaks telecoms laws to make itself an even more attractive offshoring destination

(2021/06/24)

Allows cloud PABXs, VPNs, and data sharing, so that locals can participate in multinational workflows

Advert for coronavirus 'destroying' air 'purifier' exterminated by UK watchdog

(2021/06/24)

If only it were that easy

Mysterious ‘security update’ to Google Drive cloud storage locker will break links to some files

(2021/06/24)

Admins given a whole month to sort it out. Choose wisely — after July 23rd, users won't be told what's happening

In South Korea the new normal future of work is ... a 52-hour work week! (Down from 68)

(2021/06/24)

New rules kick in for small businesses on July 1 and, despite three years’ warning, the government still sees a need for extra support

Chromebook boom won’t outlive COVID-19 pandemic, says IDC

(2021/06/24)

Tablets also flattened as punters resume spending on real-world fun

Hubble Space Telescope may now depend on a computer that hasn't booted since 2009

(2021/06/24)

Perhaps instrument-halting failure is due to compute and interconnect hardware, not memory, after all

Mr. Rockford? Miss Collins from the Bureau of Licenses. We got your
renewal before the extended deadline but not your check. I'm sorry but
at midnight you're no longer licensed as an investigator.
-- "The Rockford Files"