ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

China, Russia, India, and pals agree to create virtual satellite constellation

(2021/08/19)

Remote sensing data to be shared among BRICS bloc, so they can all watch the world from above



After reportedly dragging its feet, BlackBerry admits, yes, QNX in cars, equipment suffers from BadAlloc bug

(2021/08/19)

Four months after Microsoft went public, ex-RIM biz puts its hand up



Senators urge US trade watchdog to look into whether Tesla may just be over-egging its Autopilot, FSD pudding

(2021/08/19)

The day before Elon's big party, too



Apple didn't engage with the infosec world on CSAM scanning – so get used to a slow drip feed of revelations

(2021/08/18)

Starting with: Neural net already found in iOS, hash collisions, and more



OK, so you stole $600m-plus from us, how about you be our Chief Security Advisor, Poly Network asks thief

(2021/08/18)

Could it be a trap?



Is this indeed the light-house top I see? Microsoft updates its container Linux, CBL-Mariner

(2021/08/18)

Stripped-down OS prepares to unroll the birthday bunting



Researchers find high-severity command injection vuln in Fortinet's web app firewall

(2021/08/18)

Mitigation: Don't let randomers from the internet log in to your firewall



US boffins: We're close to fusion ignition in the lab – as seen in stars and thermonuclear weapons

(2021/08/18)

The Reg speaks to chief scientist in fuel-compression experiment



The Sun is shining, the birds are singing, and Microsoft has pulled support for Internet Explorer in Microsoft 365

(2021/08/18)

Looking forward to bright, IE-less future. Kind of



Watchdog 'disappointed' it took NHS England over a year to release details of access to Palantir COVID-19 data store

(2021/08/18)

18 months after controversial project began, non-departmental public body finally gives up the goods



Un-carrier? Definitely Unsecure: T-Mobile US admits 48m customers' details stolen after downplaying reports

(2021/08/18)

Affected users to get free McAfee ID protection, so that's OK then



Faster .NET? Monster post by Microsoft software engineer shows serious improvements

(2021/08/18)

Essential reading for developers in search of performance and efficiency



Magna Carta mayhem: Protesters lay siege to Edinburgh Castle, citing obscure Latin text that has never applied in Scotland

(2021/08/18)

Harry Potter and the Unstoppable Simpletons



Asahi Linux progress: Apple Silicon OS works – though it's 'rough around the edges' and has no GUI acceleration

(2021/08/18)

Fascinating project but will it ever be practical?



SWAN-song: Scotland re-tenders WAN framework for up to £350m

(2021/08/18)

Capita won current deal worth £325m to run public-sector networks until 2023



China orders annual security reviews for all critical information infrastructure operators

(2021/08/18)

Almost any org that could expose data needs a dedicated security team with an obligation to report breaches



Free machine-learning lessons from The Register – starting with Benford’s distribution

(2021/08/18)

Tune in on the first Thursday of every month to learn about algorithms, tools, and services from field experts



Boston Dynamics spends months training its Atlas robots to perform one minute of parkour almost perfectly

(2021/08/18)

Sarah Connor is safe for now



GSMA and Euro-telcos argue for exemptions from big tech tax crackdown laws

(2021/08/18)

Claim members already pay plenty, and might build fewer networks if asked to pay more



IETF rates itself 'minimally acceptable' on key measures of community, efficacy

(2021/08/18)

Internet standards body admits to gender issues, communications problems, pledges fix for undefined 'high priority concerns'



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