You've stolen the antiglare shield on that monitor you've fixed – they say the screen is completely unreadable now
(2021/12/31)
Scrub-a-dub-dub, we work in a fug
Some errors fill the screen. And some come from the .NET Framework
(2021/12/31)
Go on. Click Continue. We dare you
Predictive Dirty Dozen: What will and won't happen in 2022 (unless it doesn’t/does)
(2021/12/31)
We confidently predict that the predictions in this article will turn out wrong
2021 in storage: We waited for a flash price revolution that never came... but what about creativity? We can't complain
(2021/12/30)
DPUs in the data centre, object and file get cosy, 3D layer Jenga plus cloud, capacity, and ransomware advances
Too busy feasting on meatballs, Windows struggles to update itself in IKEA
(2021/12/30)
Who is going to install this Daim patch?
Yule goat's five-year flame-free streak ends ignominiously
(2021/12/29)
Swedish city refuses to make tradition of setting fire to a tradition a tradition
Low on passengers, low on memory: A bad day on the London Underground
(2021/12/29)
Lucky that new Crossrail thing is late – who knows how Windows will cope?
What is this hot, hot thing Magma? An open-source project for building mobile networks, you say
(2021/12/28)
Amar and Bruce explain how cloud native principles can be applied to wireless connectivity
Windows takes a breather in London's Spitalfields
(2021/12/28)
No, not that sort of Rust
You geeks have inherited the Earth, but what are you going to do with it?
(2021/12/27)
Historians a thousand years hence will talk about us. Let's not muff it
It's the day before the grand opening but we need a firmware update. It'll be fine
(2021/12/27)
Modern drinks are rubbish
Please pay for parking – CMOS batteries don't buy themselves
(2021/12/27)
Tesco parking screen reminds customers of the glory days of 2012
Can you get excited about the iPhone 13? We've tried
(2021/12/26)
It’s brilliant and lovely. But it doesn't quite meet the moment with a new experience that satisfies
Microsoft Paint + car park touchscreen = You already know where this is going
(2021/12/26)
I'll just pay the- OH MY GOD
Not the kind of note you want to see fluttering from an ATM
(2021/12/25)
This won't buy me beer
On Christmas night, a computer logs a call to say his user has stopped working…
(2021/12/24)
Let’s take a look into the future cher-cher-cher…
BOFH: The vengeance bus is coming, and everybody's jumping. An Xmas bonus hits me…
(2021/12/24)
… and Turing's going to miss me …
Who you gonna call? Premium numbers, but a not-so-premium service
(2021/12/24)
More 0898 than 0208 in 1998
Europe completes first phase of silicon independence project
(2021/12/24)
Three years of R&D and design work to be tested with plans to build native ‘super in 2023
Four years: That's how long Azure's App Service had a source code leak bug
(2021/12/24)
Firm that found the flaw also spotted ChaosDB and OMIGOD, confident this one’s been exploited