ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Hands up who ISN'T piling in to help Epic Games appeal Apple App Store ruling

(2022/01/29)

35 US States, more than 50 academics, Microsoft, others take aim at iGiant and its grip on the iOS ecosystem



God of War: How do you improve on perfection? You port it to PC, obviously

(2022/01/29)

The migration of PlayStation exclusives continues to be a great idea



UK Home Secretary Priti Patel green-lights Mike Lynch's extradition to US to face Autonomy fraud charges

(2022/01/29)

Brit tycoon's bad Friday just got worse



US Navy in mad dash to salvage F-35C that fell off a carrier into South China Sea

(2022/01/28)

Where Britain leads, America follows



You're fabbing it wrong: Chip shortages due to lack of investment in the right factories, says IDC

(2022/01/28)

Not enough money going into 40nm+ process nodes



Microsoft brings Jenny, Aria, and more interface tweaks to new Windows 11 Insider build

(2022/01/28)

Exorcising the ghost of Windows past



California's net neutrality law dodges Big Telecom bullet

(2022/01/28)

Federal appeals court upholds decision not to block connection protection rules



Joe Danger rides to the rescue as ageing title tugs at the heartstrings

(2022/01/28)

Hobby project sees Hello Games' first baby return at the request of a dedicated dad



Not Azure thing: Using MS's Quantum to schedule chats with spacecraft on the DSN

(2022/01/28)

Oh boy



Blistering bandwidth: JEDEC pushes out HBM3 memory specs

(2022/01/28)

All that and improved energy efficiency



Despite growth, questions remain over whether SAP can get customers off-prem fast enough to appease investors

(2022/01/28)

€500m cloud investments drag on profit



New tools to simplify wrapping your head around Kubernetes

(2022/01/28)

Where to begin when you're ready to get your K8s on



ISO.org outage hits day 3: Still in the dark as the important matter of bunk bed standards enters discussion

(2022/01/28)

Time to get out ISO 22300:2021, Security and resilience – Vocabulary



Capita offloads Microsoft licensing biz Trustmarque to private equity for £110m

(2022/01/28)

Remainder of Capita's Portfolio of unwanted businesses to be expunged by year end, says CEO



Internet Society condemns UK's Online Safety Bill for demonising encryption using 'think of the children' tactic

(2022/01/28)

Plus: Cops' surveillance is used against drug gangs and not child abusers, says Tutanota



HPE has 'substantially succeeded' in its £3.3bn fraud trial against Autonomy's Mike Lynch – judge

(2022/01/28)

All eyes turn to Priti Patel as midnight extradition deadline looms



UK government responds to post-Brexit concerns and of course it's all the fault of those pesky EU negotiators

(2022/01/28)

'Incalculable cost' of non-participation in Horizon programme 'continues to rise'



Crack team of boffins hash out how e-scooters should sound – but they need your help*

(2022/01/28)

*They're probably fine



How to get banned from social media without posting a thing

(2022/01/28)

Mme D finally takes to the Web 2.0 stage and becomes a bad actor



BOFH: On Wednesdays, we wear gloves

(2022/01/28)

In which Simon meets the new accountant



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