ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

The International Obfuscated C Code Contest is back for 2024

(2025/08/09)

Yes, 2024 – the prizes in the 40th anniversary edition prizes were just awarded



UK unveils plans to 'transform' the consumer smart meter experience

(2025/08/09)

Does 40 quid from the supplier sound all right for waiting over 6 weeks for a fix?



Humans make better content cops than AI, but cost 40x more

(2025/08/08)

To keep toxic content from damaging brands, both people and machines have a place



Chinese biz using AI to hit US politicians, influencers with propaganda

(2025/08/08)

DEF CON In misinformation, Russia might be the top dog but the Chinese are coming warns former NSA boss



Meet President Willian H. Brusen from the great state of Onegon

(2025/08/08)

hands on LLMs still struggle with accurate text within graphics



Ubuntu 24.04.3: Noble Numbat point release slips out quietly

(2025/08/08)

Bugs in the current LTS are getting squished



Star leaky app of the week: StarDict

(2025/08/08)

Fun feature found in Debian 13: send your selected text to China – in plaintext



Sudden spike in demand causes issues in Azure East US region

(2025/08/08)

'Although the incident has been marked resolved, in practice it lingers,' admin tells us



Ex-White House cyber, counter-terrorism guru: Microsoft considers security an annoyance, not a necessity

(2025/08/08)

Comment Tells The Reg China's ability to p0wn Redmond's wares 'gives me a political aneurysm'



NASA boss calls for nuclear reactor on the Moon

(2025/08/08)

Science budget? Whatever. It's all about beating China and Russia



Infosec hounds spot prompt injection vuln in Google Gemini apps

(2025/08/08)

Black hat Not a very smart home: crims could hijack smart-home boiler, open and close powered windows and more. Now fixed



UK secretly allows facial recognition scans of passport, immigration databases

(2025/08/08)

updated Campaigners brand Home Office’s lack of transparency as ‘astonishing’ and ‘dangerous’



Sopra Steria bags £115 million legacy extension from UK pensions department after delays to replacement ERP project

(2025/08/08)

New SaaS system awaits a 'fully costed and deliverable integrated plan' before it can support 280,000 employees



UK proxy traffic surges as users consider VPN alternatives amid Online Safety Act

(2025/08/08)

It's 'more than a temporary trend,' Decodo claims



After 30 years PHP still evolving: Team adds pipe operator, considers generics

(2025/08/08)

Modern language features plus high performance FrankenPHP app server make PHP worth another look



Behold the wood-block wonder of the Kilopixel display

(2025/08/08)

Feature We're going out on a limb here... why not branch out from things like retina displays and get a little more fine grained?



Mexit, not Brexit, is the new priority for the UK

(2025/08/08)

Opinion A Microsoft Exit strategy isn’t just a good idea, it’s vital. It must go a long way beyond a farewell to Redmond



Tech support team won pay rise for teaching customers how to RTFM

(2025/08/08)

On Call Documentation was so substantial, staff measured it in feet



Prohibition never works, but that didn't stop the UK's Online Safety Act

(2025/08/08)

Opinion Will someone think of the deals politicians are making?



North of England snubbed by UK government bag-a-boffin scheme

(2025/08/08)

Home of Manchester Baby can't bid for talent, baby



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"I'll tell you what I know, then," he decided. "The pin I'm wearing
means I'm a member of the IA. That's Inamorati Anonymous. An inamorato is
somebody in love. That's the worst addiction of all."
"Somebody is about to fall in love," Oedipa said, "you go sit with
them, or something?"
"Right. The whole idea is to get where you don't need it. I was
lucky. I kicked it young. But there are sixty-year-old men, believe it or
not, and women even older, who might wake up in the night screaming."
"You hold meetings, then, like the AA?"
"No, of course not. You get a phone number, an answering service
you can call. Nobody knows anybody else's name; just the number in case
it gets so bad you can't handle it alone. We're isolates, Arnold. Meetings
would destroy the whole point of it."
-- Thomas Pynchon, "The Crying of Lot 49"