ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Dutch study finds teen cybercrime is mostly just a phase

(2025/12/01)

Only a select few continue into later life, mainly for the love of the game



AWS and Google build a fix for multi-cloud barriers they said didn't exist

(2025/12/01)

Re:invent After reassuring regulators all was well, pair debut interconnect to smooth the bumps



South Korea's answer to Amazon admits breach exposed 33.7M customers

(2025/12/01)

Coupang confirms internationally routed intrusion compromised more than half of the country's population



Asda's 'self-inflicted' SAP mess after Walmart divorce stalls financial revival

(2025/12/01)

Overbudget Project Future will continue to cause problems into Q2 next year, chairman admits



Cheaper 1 GB Raspberry Pi 5 lands as memory costs go through the roof

(2025/12/01)

Budget model slips in at $45 while other boards climb amid AI-driven component crunch



French Football Federation faces own-goal after club software data breach

(2025/12/01)

Zut alors! Cybercrooks scored names, numbers, and license IDs



Dorset Council ditching customized SAP for £14M Oracle overhaul

(2025/12/01)

Updated Authority follows Birmingham and West Sussex, which both suffered disastrous transitions



Speccy clone storms back for Christmas without a shred of Sinclair code

(2025/12/01)

Rubber-key revival leans on Linux, emulation, and third-party ROMs



Landlord quirks leave thousands of flats stuck in the broadband slow lane

(2025/12/01)

Openreach pushes for legal overhaul as apartments fall through fiber rollout gaps



Microsoft appears to move on from its most loyal ‘customers’ – Contoso and Fabrikam

(2025/12/01)

Outfit called 'Zava' selling 'intelligent athletic apparel' is now in the spotlight as Redmond's fake brand for the AI age



Web dev's crawler took down major online bookstore by buying too many books

(2025/12/01)

Who, Me? Forgot one setting, for one subdomain, and caused an hour of severe errors



Aviation delays ease as airlines complete Airbus software rollback

(2025/12/01)

Corrupt data could have made A320 autopilot do things ‘exceeding the aircraft’s structural capability’



Google and Apple ordered to stop fake government TXTs

(2025/12/01)

Asia in Brief PLUS: India wants to build big airliners; Half of South Koreans caught in data leak; Minimum wage for gig workers in Oz; And more!



Swiss government says give M365, and all SaaS, a miss as it lacks end-to-end encryption

(2025/12/01)

Infosec In Brief PLUS: Exercise app tells spies to stop mapping; GitLab scan reveals 17,000 secrets; Leak exposes Iran’s Charming Kitten; And more!



Baikonur's only crew-capable pad busted after Soyuz flight

(2025/11/28)

Roscosmos confirms 'damage' as images suggest repairs could stretch into 2027



PostHog admits Shai-Hulud 2.0 was its biggest ever security bungle

(2025/11/28)

Automation flaw in CI/CD workflow let a bad pull request unleash worm into npm



Brit telco Brsk confirms breach as bidding begins for 230K+ customer records

(2025/11/28)

Crims claim to know which customers are marked 'vulnerable'



GrapheneOS bails on OVHcloud over France's privacy stance

(2025/11/28)

Project cites fears of state access as cloud sovereignty row deepens



KDE Plasma sets date to dump X11 as Wayland push accelerates

(2025/11/28)

If that's a step too far, then there are new versions of CDE – and tmux



SK hynix wants you to bond with HBM, so it coated corn in banana chocolate

(2025/11/28)

Pushes semiconductor familiarity via chip-shaped edible squares



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