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Splash-screen memories from a Bangkok ticket machine

(2026/01/22)


Bork!Bork!Bork! There's no keeping an obsolete operating system down, although keeping it operational can sometimes be a challenge, if public terminals are any indication. Today's bork uses an OS that dates back 26 years, but is still serving up train tickets.

Windows 2000 Professional seems to be a popular choice for ticket machine operators: a small footprint, bombproof reliability, and content to sit in the background while the customer's software takes center stage.

Unfortunately, that reliability was not on display in this ticket machine, spotted in Bangkok by an eagle-eyed Register reader. A reboot has brought Windows 2000 Professional out of the shadows, and the loading screen is visible.

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Despite the age of the software on show, the ticket machine looks to be in remarkably good condition. Our reader told us it was for the Bangkok [2]Metropolitan Rapid Transit (MRT) , which began operating in 2004, years after Windows 2000 launched (the BTS Skytrain was opened in 1999.)

[3]ATM takes a kicking yet keeps on ticking

[4]Mall display crashes the vibe with Windows activation nag

[5]Nothing to declare at border control except a Windows 7 certificate error

[6]Welcome to Wendy's! Before your order can be taken, you must first reset this kiosk

In 2004, Windows Server 2003 and Windows XP were all the rage. However, we can completely understand why a ticket machine operator might want to stick with Windows 2000, despite all the fanfare surrounding its successors. The hardware works, the software works, and, so long as it doesn't stray near the public internet, why mess with it?

Until, of course, something goes a little awry, as is the case here.

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Then again, seeing the splash screen of Windows 2000 Professional does bring on a certain feeling of nostalgia for the time when Microsoft decided that slapping "2000" on the end of its products was a good idea. Originally branded Windows NT 5.0, Microsoft [8]decided that calling it "2000" would help customers embrace NT after enduring the joys of Windows 95 and Windows 98.

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Customers didn't, and got the likes of Windows XP and Vista, while administrators found the follow-ups dubbed 2003 and 2008.

Although not much use for dispensing tickets, the ticket machine in Bangkok harks back to the era when administrators moved from NT4 to something with an unmistakable year in the product name. ®

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[1] https://regmedia.co.uk/2026/01/22/borlk9fixed.jpg

[2] https://www.ice.org.uk/what-is-civil-engineering/infrastructure-projects/bangkok-mass-transit-system

[3] https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/21/atm_bork/

[4] https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/12/mall_bork/

[5] https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/09/bork_birmingham_border_control/

[6] https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/01/bork_wendys_kiosk/

[7] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/front&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=2&c=2aXIDVXTX7jwD_MtPnvZjpwAAAJc&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D2%26raptor%3Dcondor%26pos%3Dtop%26test%3D0

[8] https://news.microsoft.com/source/1998/10/27/microsoft-renames-windows-nt-5-0-product-line-to-windows-2000-signals-evolution-of-windows-nt-technology-into-mainstream/

[9] https://pubads.g.doubleclick.net/gampad/jump?co=1&iu=/6978/reg_offbeat/front&sz=300x50%7C300x100%7C300x250%7C300x251%7C300x252%7C300x600%7C300x601&tile=4&c=44aXIDVXTX7jwD_MtPnvZjpwAAAJc&t=ct%3Dns%26unitnum%3D4%26raptor%3Dfalcon%26pos%3Dmid%26test%3D0

[10] https://whitepapers.theregister.com/



Windows, again

Pascal Monett

Just another example of why you should use Linux to ensure a stable environment.

Some day, Fortune 1000 CEOs will finally get the message, after pouring untold millions into lost work time and profits due to Borkzilla's ever-repeating failures.

Someday.

Thank God I'm only a few years away from retirement. . .

Re: Windows, again

mIVQU#~(p,

I'm all in on Linux but it's not bullet proof either.

Re: Windows, again

blu3b3rry

I'd trust Win 2000 way more than some newer versions. At least it isn't running Copilot enabled Windows 11. Assuming it could actually boot into the software without crashing, it'd likely start hallucinating trying to sell tickets to destinations that don't exist in currencies that aren't of this universe.

Re: Windows, again

Zenubi

And, it seems to be rebooting so maybe all is well.

(Ah Windows 2000 - life was so much simpler in many ways and the future full of techy promise - Sigh)

Re: Windows, again

Bebu sa Ware

Back then I suspect Microsoft's national language support (and all the i16n & L14n stuff) was a bit ahead of Linux (Thai has its own "alphabet" and numerals. † )

Although proprietary Unixes based on system V.3 and particularly V.4 might have been up to the task.

† makes reading the street signs in Bangkok a challenge but managed to negotiate our way to the Democracy [ sic ] Monument with a German map (it was nearly impossible to obtain maps of SE Asian cities in the late 1990s. Probably still is.)

The Customers DID embrace it

Jou (Mxyzptlk)

The professionals for sure! Gaming was not yet on the priority for Windows 2000.

Is it just me...

Pickle Rick

...or does the jpg in TFA imply the system fell over?

(My neck hurts - I'm glad the wind didn't change direction while I was looking at it!)

Chess?

wolfetone

Bangkok, Oriental setting

And the city don't know what the city is getting

The crème de la crème of the tech world

In a show with everything but an up-to-date Windows OS

Time flies—doesn't seem a minute

Since Windows 2000 had the chess boys playing with it

All change—don't you know that when you

Play at this level there's no ordinary venue?

It's Iceland—or the Philippines—or Hastings—or—

Or this place!

Re: Chess?

Pickle Rick

I can't say you've ruined my day, cos I started singing that in my head as soon as I started reading the article! Top track, and top parody, although I would correct:

It's Iceland Greenland , Mr President!

... proper attention to Earthly needs of the poor, the depressed and the
downtrodden, would naturally evolve from dynamic, articulate, spirited
awareness of the great goals for Man and the society he conspired to erect.
-- David Baker, paraphrasing Harold Urey, in
"The History of Manned Space Flight"