ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

US biz stockpilers boost SK Hynix top line as memory market undergoes structural change

(2025/04/24)

'Inventory accumulation' as vendors hoard HBM amid tariff and other pressures



Decades-old bug in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas finally shows itself

(2025/04/24)

Something broke on Windows 11 24H2, but dev who discovered it tells El Reg this time Microsoft's not to blame



Qualcomm says license fight was because Arm wants to make its own server chips

(2025/04/24)

Alleges semi designer tried to obstruct Qualy's build of Arm-compatible custom cores



Ninite to win it: How to rebuild Windows without losing your mind

(2025/04/24)

Get a new, clean (maybe suspiciously empty) install up to speed – and keep it there



Sustainability still not a high priority for datacenter industry

(2025/04/24)

Extreme weather is such a problem when building bit barns... hmmm, wonder what could be causing that?



M&S takes systems offline as 'cyber incident' lingers

(2025/04/24)

Customers told to expect further delays as contactless payments still down



Your vendor may be the weakest link: Percentage of third-party breaches doubled in a year

(2025/04/24)

Cybercriminals are targeting software shops, accountants, lawyers



Vector search is the new black for enterprise databases

(2025/04/24)

Software slingers from Redis to Teradata are bolting on smarts to stay relevant in GenAI era



Booby-trapped Alpine Quest Android app geolocates Russian soldiers

(2025/04/24)

Back of the nyet!



Hyperconverged infrastructure is so hot right now it needs liquid cooling

(2025/04/24)

Lenovo brings its Neptune cold plates to servers packing sixth-gen Xeons to run VMware, Nutanix, and AzureStack



India’s services giants brace for impact as US tariffs bite their customers

(2025/04/24)

Wipro was forced to pause an active SAP project due to client’s jitters



Ransomware scum and other crims bilked victims out of a 'staggering' $16.6B last year, says FBI

(2025/04/24)

Biggest threat to America's critical infrastructure? Ransomware



IBM dragged down by DOGE contract cancellation roulette

(2025/04/24)

Big Blue downplays impact of Elon-gated cost-cutting



Microsoft 365 Copilot gets a new crew, including Researcher and Analyst bots

(2025/04/24)

You. Will. Love. The. LLM.



Blue Shield says it shared health info on up to 4.7M patients with Google Ads

(2025/04/24)

Tech giants don't need smartphone mics to target adverts – your insurer just gives your data away, anyway



AI bigwigs urge AGs to block OpenAI's profit pivot

(2025/04/23)

Elon’s not the only one sounding the alarm over the AI giant’s cash grab



Hey Google, if Chrome is going to be single soon, OpenAI is interested

(2025/04/23)

ChatGPT maker to join line of suitors if Chocolate Factory forced to offload browser



As ChatGPT scores B- in engineering, professors scramble to update courses

(2025/04/23)

Now that AI is invading classrooms and homework assignment, students need to learn reasoning more than ever



Ripple NPM supply chain attack hunts for private keys

(2025/04/23)

A mystery thief and a critical CVE involved in crypto cash grab



We’re calling it now: Agentic AI will win RSAC buzzword Bingo

(2025/04/23)

All aboard the hype train



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Bagbiter:
1. n.; Equipment or program that fails, usually intermittently. 2.
adj.: Failing hardware or software. "This bagbiting system won't let me get
out of spacewar." Usage: verges on obscenity. Grammatically separable; one
may speak of "biting the bag". Synonyms: LOSER, LOSING, CRETINOUS,
BLETCHEROUS, BARFUCIOUS, CHOMPER, CHOMPING.