ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Uncle Sam sues ex-Accenture manager over Army cloud security claims

(2025/12/12)

Justice Department alleges federal auditors were misled over compliance with FedRAMP and DoD requirements



Here we go again: Microsoft in UK court over cloud licensing

(2025/12/12)

Competition Appeal Tribunal to decide if multibillion-pound overcharging case can go to trial



UK watchdog urged to probe GDPR failures in Home Office eVisa rollout

(2025/12/12)

Rights groups say digital-only record is leaking data and courting trouble



Half of exposed React servers remain unpatched amid active exploitation

(2025/12/12)

Wiz says React2Shell attacks accelerating, ranging from cryptominers to state-linked crews



BOFH: If another meeting is scheduled, someone is going to have a scheduled accident

(2025/12/12)

Episode 23 Mid-career ennui leads to electrifying fallout



Salesforce opts for seat-based AI licensing as customers demand predictability

(2025/12/12)

Analysts say the shift offers stability, but embedded usage caps ensure vendors keep control



Home Office staff still leaning on 25-year-old asylum case management system

(2025/12/12)

Replacement rollout plagued by bad data and missing features, says watchdog



User insisted their screen was blank, until admitting it wasn't

(2025/12/12)

On Call Getting that confession took hours, during which L1 and L2 support gave up



Reddit sues Australia to exempt itself from kids social media ban

(2025/12/12)

Forum site says it’s potentially more harmful to users who don’t log in



Crypto-crasher Do Kwon jailed for 15 years over $40bn UST bust

(2025/12/12)

Judge said his fraud was on 'epic, generational scale'



Silicon photonics won’t matter ‘anytime soon’ says Broadcom CEO

(2025/12/12)

Chips ’n’ code giant sitting on $50bn of custom AI accelerator orders, sees more to come



AI superintelligence is a Silicon Valley fantasy, Ai2 researcher says

(2025/12/11)

The dream of electric sheep gets a reality check from Moore’s Law



VMware kills vSphere Foundation in parts of EMEA

(2025/12/11)

Exclusive Broadcom told The Register that EMEA customers need to check with their local dealer to see if VVF remains on the menu



Disney turns to dark side, licenses IP to OpenAI for videos, images

(2025/12/11)

Begun, these AI wars have



Russian hackers debut simple ransomware service, but store keys in plain text

(2025/12/11)

Operators accidentally left a way for you to get your data back



European cloud trade group says EU should have blocked VMware-Broadcom merger

(2025/12/11)

Org argues that the approval process was flawed and regulators should have known better



Space-power startup claims it can beam energy to solar farms

(2025/12/11)

So far, Overview Energy says it has only beamed power from a moving aircraft to standard solar panels



Google fixes super-secret 8th Chrome 0-day

(2025/12/11)

No details, no CVE, update your browser now



LastPass hammered with £1.2M fine for 2022 breach fiasco

(2025/12/11)

UK data regulator says failures were unacceptable for a company managing the world's passwords



Legacy Update expands archive of vanished Microsoft downloads

(2025/12/11)

Preserving not just updates, but also lots of the now-deleted optional extras



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