ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Cybercrooks ripped the wheels off at Jaguar Land Rover. Here's how not to get taken for a ride

(2025/09/10)

Feature Are you sure you know who has access to your systems?



Home Office delays £816M English test contract despite market engagement

(2025/09/10)

Government wants to assess would-be immigrants' language skills remotely



UK schools give system supplier Bromcom an F for Azure uptime

(2025/09/10)

Management software stumbles at start of term, leaving staff unable to track attendance or reach parents



Arm bets on CPU-based AI with Lumex chips for smartphones

(2025/09/10)

Four-tier core design debuts amid NPU debate



AI pricing is currently in a state of ‘pandemonium’ says Gartner

(2025/09/10)

If you can find the T&Cs, which are often hidden, you may spot hidden costs and nasties galore



This Patch Tuesday, SAP is the worst offender and Microsoft users can kinda chill

(2025/09/10)

ERP giant patches flaw that allows total takeover of NetWeaver, Microsoft has nothing under attack for once



Mega-and-MAGA deals position Oracle's Larry Ellison to overtake Elon

(2025/09/10)

Big Red's profits are flat, but its order book is phat



Google Cloud CEO sees sunny days ahead thanks to AI demand

(2025/09/10)

We're making billions on AI, how about you?



More packages poisoned in npm attack, but would-be crypto thieves left pocket change

(2025/09/09)

Miscreants cost victims time rather than money



Apple's 'Awe Droppings' fall close to the tree

(2025/09/09)

iPhone 17 Air shows company lightening up



New cybersecurity rules land for Defense Department contractors

(2025/09/09)

Now if only someone would remember to apply those rules inside the DoD



Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to appeal

(2025/09/09)

If you're within 50 miles of Redmond, then it's time to come in



Defense Dept didn't protect social media accounts, left stream keys out in public

(2025/09/09)

'The practice… has since been fixed,' Pentagon official tells The Reg



No gains, just pains as 1.6M fitness phone call recordings exposed online

(2025/09/09)

Exclusive HelloGym's data security clearly skipped leg day



US Army straps on another mixed-reality gamble with Anduril, Rivet

(2025/09/09)

Microsoft invitation lost in mail after HoloLens made soldiers sick



Why Windows 95 left a handy power saving feature on the cutting-room floor

(2025/09/09)

Microsoft feared too many machines would end up bricked



Everyone needs an AI phone. No, don't hang up, it's true

(2025/09/09)

Analyst bets smart money on 'proactive digital companion' upgrade cycle



What the Plex? Streaming service suffers yet another password spill

(2025/09/09)

For the third time in a decade



Microsoft inks AI infra deal with Yandex cofounder's biz for nearly $20B

(2025/09/09)

Netherlands based Nebius Group to deliver capacity from facility in New Jersey



Atlassian's move to cloud-only means customers face integration issues and more

(2025/09/09)

First, server products go end of life, now datacenter gets the chop, and larger customers will pay more



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The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down,
hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.
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