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KubeCon et CloudNativeCon Europe à guichets fermés

(2023/04/13)


KubeCon et CloudNativeCon Europe à guichets fermés

jeudi 13 avril 2023

Les organisateurs n’en attendaient certainement pas autant. Les deux événements européens KubeCon + CloudNativeCon Europe 2023 n’acceptent plus de participation en dernière minute. Il reste toutefois possible d’y assister virtuellement.

KubeCon + CloudNativeCon Europe 2023 est la conférence phare de la Cloud Native Computing Foundation. Elle rassemble les principales communautés open source et cloud native à Amsterdam la semaine prochaine, du 18 au 21 avril 2023.

Le [1]programme est disponible en ligne sur le site officiel et il est solide (4 jours entiers). Problème : il n’est plus possible d’y assister sur place. Par contre, vous pouvez [2]commander votre pass virtuel en ligne et assister à l’ensemble des événements depuis votre bureau.

La prochaine édition sera américaine. Elle [3]est prévue à Chicago en novembre 2023.

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[1] https://events.linuxfoundation.org/kubecon-cloudnativecon-europe/program/schedule/

[2] https://events.linuxfoundation.org/kubecon-cloudnativecon-europe/register/

[3] https://events.linuxfoundation.org/kubecon-cloudnativecon-north-america/

[4] https://www.toolinux.com/?kubecon-et-cloudnativecon-europe-a-guichets-fermes#forum


The Worst Lines of Verse
For a start, we can rule out James Grainger's promising line:
"Come, muse, let us sing of rats."
Grainger (1721-67) did not have the courage of his convictions and deleted
these words on discovering that his listeners dissolved into spontaneous
laughter the instant they were read out.
No such reluctance afflicted Adam Lindsay Gordon (1833-70) who was
inspired by the subject of war.
"Flash! flash! bang! bang! and we blazed away,
And the grey roof reddened and rang;
Flash! flash! and I felt his bullet flay
The tip of my ear. Flash! bang!"
By contrast, Cheshire cheese provoked John Armstrong (1709-79):
"... that which Cestria sends, tenacious paste of solid milk..."
While John Bidlake was guided by a compassion for vegetables:
"The sluggard carrot sleeps his day in bed,
The crippled pea alone that cannot stand."
George Crabbe (1754-1832) wrote:
"And I was ask'd and authorized to go
To seek the firm of Clutterbuck and Co."
William Balmford explored the possibilities of religious verse:
"So 'tis with Christians, Nature being weak
While in this world, are liable to leak."
And William Wordsworth showed that he could do it if he really tried when
describing a pond:
"I've measured it from side to side;
Tis three feet long and two feet wide."
-- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"