News: 2023-04-13T03_30_00Z

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KubeCon et CloudNativeCon Europe à guichets fermés

(2023/04/13)


KubeCon et CloudNativeCon Europe à guichets fermés

jeudi 13 avril 2023

Les organisateurs n’en attendaient certainement pas autant. Les deux événements européens KubeCon + CloudNativeCon Europe 2023 n’acceptent plus de participation en dernière minute. Il reste toutefois possible d’y assister virtuellement.

KubeCon + CloudNativeCon Europe 2023 est la conférence phare de la Cloud Native Computing Foundation. Elle rassemble les principales communautés open source et cloud native à Amsterdam la semaine prochaine, du 18 au 21 avril 2023.

Le [1]programme est disponible en ligne sur le site officiel et il est solide (4 jours entiers). Problème : il n’est plus possible d’y assister sur place. Par contre, vous pouvez [2]commander votre pass virtuel en ligne et assister à l’ensemble des événements depuis votre bureau.

La prochaine édition sera américaine. Elle [3]est prévue à Chicago en novembre 2023.

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[1] https://events.linuxfoundation.org/kubecon-cloudnativecon-europe/program/schedule/

[2] https://events.linuxfoundation.org/kubecon-cloudnativecon-europe/register/

[3] https://events.linuxfoundation.org/kubecon-cloudnativecon-north-america/

[4] https://www.toolinux.com/?kubecon-et-cloudnativecon-europe-a-guichets-fermes#forum



Ted Turner Unveils All-Commercial Channel

For years, the pundits have predicted that the Web would become more like
television. However, media tycoon Ted Turner is pursuing the exact
opposite. Taking a cue from pop-under advertisements, Flash ads,
get-rich-quick spam emails, viral marketing, and "Gator" programs, Turner
has unveiled "TCC", the Turner Commercial Channel, for cable TV.

TCC will feature "shows" like "Best Commercials That You've Seen A Million
Times", "Life Is A Slogan, Just Buy It", and "Name That Jingle". These
shows will occupy about 30% of the screen, while several rows of marquees
at the bottom will flash various advertising messages. An animated "TCC"
watermark will float around the screen while corporate logos are flashed
randomly in the corners.

Meanwhile, "pop-up ads" will randomly appear that obscure the other ads.
These pop-ups will sometimes be further obscured by meta-pop-ups.
Likewise, corporate jingles will play in the background, interfering with
other jingles and advertising sounds.