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LibreOffice est disponible.... sur le Microsoft Store

(2022/10/21)


LibreOffice est disponible.... sur le Microsoft Store

vendredi 21 octobre 2022

La Document Foundation (TDF) annonce la disponibilité de LibreOffice pour Windows sur le Microsoft Store. Objectif : faciliter la découverte, l’installation et les mises à jour de la suite bureautique open source sous Windows.

L’annonce reflète la nouvelle stratégie marketing du projet : The Document Foundation se concentre sur la sortie de la version communautaire, tandis que les entreprises de l’écosystème se concentrent sur les versions prises en charge à long terme et destinées aux entreprises : " La distinction a pour objectif d’éduquer les organisations à soutenir le projet FOSS en choisissant la version LibreOffice la mieux adaptée à leurs besoins au lieu de la version communautaire généreusement soutenue par des bénévoles ".

La Document Foundation continuera à fournir LibreOffice pour Windows gratuitement à partir du site [1]Web de LibreOffice . Sur le Microsoft Store, [2]où LibreOffice vient de débarquer , TDF facturera des frais de " commodité " de 4,59 €, qui seront investis pour soutenir davantage le développement du projet LibreOffice.

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[1] https://www.libreoffice.org/download

[2] https://apps.microsoft.com/store/detail/libreoffice/9PB80DCFP83W

[3] https://www.toolinux.com/?libreoffice-est-disponible-sur-le-microsoft-store#forum



Bill Gates Receives Slap On Wrist; Carpal Tunnel Flares Up

The phrase "slap on the wrist" usually signifies an extremely minor
punishment received for a crime. In Bill Gates' case, the punishment set
forth in the tentative settlement with the Department Of Justice hasn't
been quite so minor. After receiving a slap on the wrist from the DOJ,
Bill Gates' is now suffering from a bad case of carpal tunnel syndrome.

"Mr. Gates was slapped on the left wrist earlier today by a DOJ lawyer,"
said the chief surgeon of the mini-hospital enclosed within the Gates
Mansion. "Now he can't move that hand without extreme pain. It's obvious
that years of sitting in front of a computer plotting world domination has
caused his hands and nerves to become fragile and vulnerable to even the
slightest touch."

The Department of Justice proclaimed that the incident has vindicated
their actions. Explained the lawyer who delivered the punishment, "We've
been accused of selling out to Microsoft. We've been criticized for giving
up even though we've already won the game. But that's all wrong. It's
quite clear that the slap-on-the-wrist punishment has been anything but a
slap on the wrist. We won this case and Microsoft lost. So there!"