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Man Dressed As Darth Vader Defends Flock Cameras to San Diego City Council (thehill.com)

(Friday August 21, 2026 @05:00PM (BeauHD) from the Empire-approved dept.)


A man dressed as Darth Vader used a Public Safety and Livable Neighborhoods Committee meeting in San Diego to mock the city's use of Flock surveillance cameras, sarcastically [1]arguing that the technology [2]would help the "emperor" track "rebel scum " and find Luke Skywalker. "This is what the emperor needs. This technology will help us find the rebel scum and the hidden base on Hoth," he said. The Hill reports:

> He urged that the cameras be used to surveil any "rebel scum as they move from playground to playground, from playground to pool, from pool to gymnasium, because we all know that the Flock cameras are not only following the license plate readers, they are following children." The plea for the cameras shifted to raising taxes to clear out storm drains and to the clearing of homeless encampments in the city. The man said the council members can use "doublespeak" to say the police department is humanitarian.

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> "And how will the people trust this City Council when this City Council continues to vote for surveillance technology that imprisons them? Ms. Campbell, you must work on your Jedi mind tricks," he said, addressing City Council member Jennifer Campbell, before waving his hand to the audience. "Do it like this." His last plea was for the Flock cameras to be used to "help us find Luke Skywalker as he traverses the universe in his X-wing." "This technology is a necessary, necessary force," he concluded.

According to [3]DeFlock , San Diego has more than 550 Flock cameras across the city.



[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NtOYzDJt9U

[2] https://thehill.com/policy/technology/6042349-darth-vader-flock-surveillance/

[3] https://maps.deflock.org/?lat=32.7174&lng=-117.1628&zoom=11.00=



When Darth Vader is the voice of reason... (Score:5, Insightful)

by Dru Nemeton ( 4964417 )

...you seriously need to examine the direction your society is headed.

I don't know who this guy is (Score:2)

by JoeyRox ( 2711699 )

But I'd vote for him for POTUS.

X-Wings have license plates? (Score:2)

by ihadafivedigituid ( 8391795 )

... or do the orbital Flock cameras have some other kind of tracking technology? Imperial government contractors are highly sus since their systems accept older codes--especially when starships are being "flown casual".

Mr. Vader is right: the Empire needs better tracking technology to ensure order. It's for our own good!

Re: (Score:2)

by DerKlempner ( 249063 )

I can't say if they have license plates, because I never bothered looking for one on an X-Wing. However, I've seen plenty with bumper stickers that have silly jokes like "MY OTHER SPACESHIP IS A CORELLIAN CRUISER".

Re: (Score:2)

by HiThere ( 15173 )

If you think they just track license plates you haven't been paying attention.

Re: (Score:2)

by ihadafivedigituid ( 8391795 )

Well yeah, the astromech droids are all snitches.

Re: X-Wings have license plates? (Score:2)

by Tomahawk ( 1343 )

Serial numbers, probably. Or a registration number like a aeroplane's?

Re:China virtually eliminated homicide (Score:5, Insightful)

by Registered Coward v2 ( 447531 )

> So let me ask you .. approx. 4 deaths for every 100,000 people annually .. that's like 10,000+ per year people .. is it worth being able to go to a strip club secretly?

Yes

Re:China virtually eliminated homicide (Score:4, Insightful)

by JoeyRox ( 2711699 )

Or China did it by fudging the statistics, like they do with everything.

Re: (Score:2)

by Valgrus Thunderaxe ( 8769977 )

I'd rather take that chance then live under constant surveillance.

Re:China virtually eliminated homicide (Score:5, Insightful)

by awwshit ( 6214476 )

I'll take on a murder over cameras any day.

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin Franklin

Re: China virtually eliminated homicide (Score:1)

by backslashdot ( 95548 )

No. I asked about surveillance, I didnâ(TM)t ask if we should have slave camps. The president of China wears socks, are you saying we shouldnâ(TM)t wear socks?

Re: (Score:2)

by WCLPeter ( 202497 )

> China disappears people to concentration camps and widely uses slave labor.

And the US dissapears people to prison on trumped up charges and widely uses them as slave labour, so what's your point?

Re: (Score:2)

by backslashdot ( 95548 )

Oh yeah btw, ICE has been capturing illegal immigrants that way by the thousands. You don't think they could do that to other "undesirables" when they run out of illegals?

Re: (Score:2)

by cmdr_klarg ( 629569 )

> Oh yeah btw, ICE has been capturing illegal immigrants that way by the thousands. You don't think they could do that to other "undesirables" when they run out of illegals?

They've been sweeping up legal immigrants as well as citizens who look "wrong". That time has already come.

Re: (Score:2)

by haruchai ( 17472 )

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety"

Benjamin Franklin

Re: (Score:3)

by Brain-Fu ( 1274756 )

If eliminating homicide was the only effect the cameras had, I would consider it. But the cameras also enable all kinds of harmful abuse, as has been reported many times right here on slashdot.

Most crime, including violent crime, is a consequence of poverty driving people to desperation. Maybe we could find other ways of bringing that down. Like better education for the poorest areas and other forms of assistance that get people working again and eliminate the desperation. It might not be easy, but it's

Re: China virtually eliminated homicide (Score:2)

by fluffernutter ( 1411889 )

Who would be left to vote MAGA then?

Re: (Score:1)

by ceoyoyo ( 59147 )

Most of the developed world has lower homicide rates than the US, and has had for a long time.

Re: (Score:2)

by Fly Swatter ( 30498 )

They most likely switched to only reporting homicides of consequence, so just those caught on camera.

Re: (Score:2, Interesting)

by vux984 ( 928602 )

> So let me ask you .. approx. 4 deaths for every 100,000 people annually .. that's like 10,000+ per year people .. is it worth being able to go to a strip club secretly?

There's a lot wrong with your question.

Firstly, China's gun laws are among the strictest in the world. Private ownership of firearms is generally prohibited. You'll get better returns on matching China's homicide rates by matching their firearms laws than you will by catching up with them on surveillance.

Are you wiling to do that? I somehow doubt it. And to be a safe as china, you could do both -- give up your guns AND submit to a police surveillance state. What could go wrong?

China has done other things t

Re: China virtually eliminated homicide (Score:2)

by Tomahawk ( 1343 )

Ireland has a homicide rate of 0.65 per 100,000. We don't have surveillance. We also don't have a silly entry in our constitution that just anyone to own guns. Yes, guns are allowed, but licenced and with very very very strict laws around them. And we certainly don't have a gun culture like in the US. If you really want to reduce the homicide rate in the US, revoke the 2nd Amendment.

Canonically they were the good guys (Score:1)

by NyaR ( 722479 )

The empire brought necessary order, economic stability, and security to a galaxy previously ruined by a corrupt, gridlocked Republic and devastating civil wars. I fail to see the hypocrisy here. Just recently a flock camera was used to ascertain the identity and actions of an individual who had thrown an object at my vehicle and brake checked me. I know this because I had put my license plate in one of those flock checker websites. Anyway, the miscreant was forced to undergo an anger class or something like

Flock will change the contract (Score:2)

by awwshit ( 6214476 )

You can bet Flock will change the contract. And you'll like it.

These aren't the cameras you're looking for (Score:4, Funny)

by jfdavis668 ( 1414919 )

Replied representatives from Flock

It's funny to watch how people (Score:5, Insightful)

by rsilvergun ( 571051 )

Who just spent the last 50 years blowing off democracy for nonsense moral panics and their particular interpretation of some dumb book somehow think that when the screws start to tighten on them that all of that machinery of democracy that they have cheerfully allowed to be dismantled is going to save them.

People like me have been warning people like that for years that eventually the psychopath doing this will get around to them. How George Carlin warned them.

And here we are and all I've got to say is I told you so.

Great to see (Score:2)

by ArghBlarg ( 79067 )

We need more like this "Vader" and [1]Count Binface [wikipedia.org] over in the UK to talk some _sense_ into our overlords.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Binface

Some heroes... (Score:2)

by Sebby ( 238625 )

do wear capes and masks.... and helmets.

Exhausting (Score:1)

by sirrube ( 622137 )

it's exhausting to see that only the performative stunts are pulled for community feedback. Feel bad for Darth Vador for believing that this would move the needle any. There was not even any humor in it. A poor attempt.

And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!!