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Kids Bypass Age Verification With Fake Moustaches (theregister.com)

(Tuesday May 05, 2026 @05:00PM (BeauHD) from the would-you-look-at-that dept.)


A new Internet Matters [1]survey suggests the UK's Online Safety Act age checks are easy for many children to bypass. Reported workarounds include fake birthdays, borrowed IDs, video game characters, and [2]even drawing on a fake mustache . The Register reports:

> The group surveyed over 1,000 UK children and their parents, and while it did report some positive effects from changes made under the OSA, many children saw age verification as an easy-to-bypass hurdle rather than something that kept them genuinely safe. A full 46 percent of children even said that age checks were easy to bypass, while just 17 percent said that they were difficult to fool. The methods kids use to fool age gates vary, but most are pretty simple: There's the classic use of a video game character to fool video selfie systems, while in other instances, children reported just entering a fake birthday or using someone else's ID card when that was required.

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> The report even cites cases of children drawing a mustache on their faces to fool age detection filters. Seriously. While nearly half of UK kids say it's easy to bypass online age checks (and another 17 percent say it's neither hard nor easy), only 32 percent say they've actually bypassed them, according to Internet Matters. Like scoring some booze from "cool" parents, keeping age-gated content out of the hands of kids under the OSA is only as effective as parents let it be, and a quarter of them enable their kids' online delinquency. More specifically, Internet Matters found that a full 17 percent of parents admitted to actively helping their kids evade age checks, while an additional 9 percent simply turned a blind eye to it.



[1] https://www.internetmatters.org/hub/research/online-safety-act-report-2026/

[2] https://www.theregister.com/2026/05/04/uk_online_safety_act_age_checks_subvert/



Dupes with fake moustaches fool slashdot editors (Score:2)

by caseih ( 160668 )

Come one editors. You can do better than that.

Re: (Score:3)

by caseih ( 160668 )

Sigh. So can I apparently.

Maybe Age Verification is Backwards (Score:2)

by databasecowgirl ( 5241735 )

It might be smarter to ban parents from social media so they aren't parenting while distracted.

Makeup (Score:2)

by TwistedGreen ( 80055 )

I foresee a future where kids will be really good at old age makeup.

Re: (Score:2)

by cruff ( 171569 )

Seems like a few pipe cleaners folded up with one part stuck in the corner of your mouth would be sufficient.

Age restrictions turn access into a game (Score:4, Insightful)

by MpVpRb ( 1423381 )

Kids are good at games

They learned it from cartoons! (Score:2)

by dgatwood ( 11270 )

Kids clearly learned this sort of behavior from cartoons. We must BAN CARTOONS! Won't someone think of the children?

No, I'm not serious, and the fact that I'm having to say that tells you pretty much everything you need to know about how utterly stupid all of this is becoming.

Re: (Score:2)

by MIPSPro ( 10156657 )

Check out this fabulous [1]old political cartoon from 2003 [x.com] showing Uncle Sam at the gift store wrapping "control of internet speech" and the clerk asks "How would you like that wrapped". On the wall hangs two kinds of wrapping paper "For the Children" or "Anti-Terrorism"

[1] https://x.com/gro_tsen/status/1949446708829848059

https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/ (Score:2)

by Vomitgod ( 6659552 )

[1]https://thispersondoesnotexist... [thisperson...texist.com]

Can't check the URL at work - but if this is the one I'm thinking of - yea - name is in the title.

[1] https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/

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