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Amazon Cuts Another 16,000 Jobs (aboutamazon.com)

(Wednesday January 28, 2026 @05:43AM (msmash) from the breaking-news dept.)


Amazon announced on Wednesday that it is [1]eliminating approximately 16,000 roles across the company as part of organizational changes that began in October 2025 and are only now being finalized by certain teams. Senior Vice President Beth Galetti shared the news in a memo to employees, framing the reductions as an effort to reduce layers, increase ownership, and remove bureaucracy. The memo follows another memo that the company [2]accidentally sent to employees .



[1] https://www.aboutamazon.com/news/company-news/amazon-layoffs-corporate-jan-2026

[2] https://slashdot.org/story/26/01/28/0457219/amazon-inadvertently-announces-cloud-unit-layoffs-in-email-to-employees



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