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CISA Open-Sources Thorium Platform For Malware, Forensic Analysis (bleepingcomputer.com)

(Thursday July 31, 2025 @05:20PM (BeauHD) from the analysts-on-autopilot dept.)


CISA has publicly [1]released Thorium, a powerful open-source platform [2]developed with Sandia National Labs that [3]automates malware and forensic analysis at massive scale . According to BleepingComputer, the platform can "schedule over 1,700 jobs per second and ingest over 10 million files per hour per permission group." From the report:

> Security teams can use Thorium for automating and speeding up various file analysis workflows, including but not limited to:

>

> - Easily import and export tools to facilitate sharing across cyber defense teams,

> - Integrate command-line tools as Docker images, including open-source, commercial, and custom software,

> - Filter results using tags and full-text search,

> - Control access to submissions, tools, and results with strict group-based permissions,

> - Scale with Kubernetes and ScyllaDB to meet workload demands.

>

> Defenders can find installation instructions and get their own copy of Thorium from [4]CISA's official GitHub repository .



[1] https://www.cisa.gov/news-events/alerts/2025/07/31/thorium-platform-public-availability

[2] https://www.sandia.gov/labnews/2024/09/05/cybersecurity-suite-now-on-duty-defending-the-nation/

[3] https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/cisa-open-sources-thorium-platform-for-malware-forensic-analysis/

[4] http://github.com/cisagov/thorium



Thanks CISA (Score:3)

by angryman77 ( 6900384 )

It's nice of you guys to allow everyone else to do the job you're not allowed to do anymore as a result of some political hack deciding he wanted to give Putin the best BJ of his entire life.

Missouri Town Changes Name to 'Linux'

LINUX, MO -- The small Missouri town of Linn, county seat of Osage County,
announced yesterday that it will be henceforth called 'Linux'. Mayor Bob Farrow
said, "Linn needed something to put it on the map. A few weeks ago my daughter
mentioned that she installed Linux on her computer and how great she thought it
was. I thought to myself, 'Self, changing the town's name to 'Linux' could be
an opportunity to attract attention -- and money -- to our town. We could even
hold a Linux Convention at the community center.' So I approached the city
council about the idea, and they loved it. The rest is history."

Farrow's daughter is organizing the Linux Linux User Group. She hopes to be
able to hold a Linux Convention this fall. "The Linn, er, Linux community
center probably won't be big enough, we'll probably have to hold it in nearby
Jefferson City," she said.

The mayor does have one reservation. "How the hell do you pronounce Linux?" One
of the mayor's contenders in the next election, Mr. Noah Morals, says he will
start an ad campaign calling Bob Farrow "the Incumbent Liar of LIE-nucks".
Needless to say, the mayor usually pronounces Linux as "LIH-nucks".