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Bitcoin Hits All-Time High

(Tuesday November 05, 2024 @10:30PM (msmash) from the all-time-highs dept.)


Bitcoin surged over 9.2% to an all-time high of over $74,200 on Tuesday evening as early results showed favorable outcome for Republican candidate Donald Trump, who has promised crypto-friendly policies if he wins.



Oh. Yay. (Score:3)

by Barny ( 103770 )

Rich cunts get richer. I am so happy for them.

Puff Puff Pass... (Score:2)

by Moryath ( 553296 )

...on that imaginary wealth....

Re: Oh. Yay. (Score:2)

by EvilSS ( 557649 )

Thanks, appreciate it!

Re: (Score:2)

by DrMrLordX ( 559371 )

There was nothing stopping you from buying in when it was cheaper. That's been a major appeal of crypto: high risk investing for the everyman. Stuff this high risk (outside of obvious traps like lotto and sports book) is usually restricted to accredited investors.

When the value of a thing is predicted on Trump (Score:4, Insightful)

by Rosco P. Coltrane ( 209368 )

that should tell you something of the true value of that thing.

Bitcoin: (Score:1)

by Anonymous Coward

Bitcoin is the digital currency equivalent of Donald J. Trump:

All pumped (and trumped) up as being "massively valuable & successful", wrapped in a thin layer of golden-orange luster. The slightest scratch of the surface reveals what's truly underneath: a stinking piece of shit.

Re: (Score:2)

by DrMrLordX ( 559371 )

A stinking piece of shit worth over $70k. Lol.

Rug (Score:5, Insightful)

by dohzer ( 867770 )

Remember to get out before the rug is pulled.

bitcoin is (Score:1)

by dawg1234 ( 6925868 )

bitcoin is a convicted felon of cryptocurrencies

That money talks,
I'll not deny,
I heard it once,
It said "Good-bye.
-- Richard Armour