News: 2022-03-22_17-38-00_un-train-deraille-aux-etats-unis-plusieu

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Un train déraille aux États-Unis, plusieurs wagons tombent à l'eau

(2022-03-22_17-38-00)


Samedi matin, les habitants de Pewaukee, dans le Wisconsin, aux États-Unis, ont été réveillés par un bruit violent lorsqu’un train de marchandises du Canadien Pacifique a déraillé. Plusieurs wagons, dont un wagon-citerne, se sont détachés du train et certains sont tombés dans un étang. Aucun blessé n’a été signalé.


A mathematician, a doctor, and an engineer are walking on the beach and
observe a team of lifeguards pumping the stomach of a drowned woman. As
they watch, water, sand, snails and such come out of the pump.
The doctor watches for a while and says: "Keep pumping, men, you may
yet save her!!"
The mathematician does some calculations and says: "According to my
understanding of the size of that pump, you have already pumped more water
from her body than could be contained in a cylinder 4 feet in diameter and
6 feet high."
The engineer says: "I think she's sitting in a puddle."