ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

UK consortium set to bid for £480 million NHS data platform

(2023/02/28)

Syndicate wants to see health service 'stay in control' in face of fierce competition from Palantir



MacStadium brings macOS instances orchestrated by Kubernetes to AWS

(2023/02/28)

Another option for devs burned by VMware snubbing Apple platforms



Ford seeks patent for cars that ditch you if payments missed

(2023/02/28)

Timely application as delinquencies rise with interest rates



Biden wants chipmakers to provide childcare if they want billions in free money

(2023/02/28)

And, ahem, seven-figure ad campaigns on publications with a vulture for a logo – right, Joe?



Cloud, datacenter vendors muscle in on traditional telco territory at MWC

(2023/02/28)

Join us in the 'new world of opportunity' says GSMA chief



Power behind throne to depart as SAP enters a new era

(2023/02/28)

Board chairman Hasso Plattner lines up successor to take ERP giant into uncharted territory



News Corp outfoxed by IT intruders for years

(2023/02/28)

All the news that's fit to pwn



Russian hacktivists DDoS hospitals, with pathetic results

(2023/02/28)

Not that we're urging them to try harder or anything



US Marshals Service leaks ‘law enforcement sensitive information’ in ransomware incident

(2023/02/28)

It’s not just another data breach when the victim oversees witness protection programs



Boffins concoct interference-busting radios

(2023/02/28)

What’s the frequency, Kenneth?



Fujitsu, Mitsubishi, pals proclaim 'Japan Metaverse Economic Zone'

(2023/02/28)

Updating the nation through the power of games. And ads. Lots of ads



ChatGPT, write a report about database glitches that crashed you today

(2023/02/28)

While we're here, what do you think of Zuck announcing a vague catchup plan to build 'AI personas'?



SpaceX lobs second-gen Starlink satellites into orbit

(2023/02/28)

But not the giant ones Musk previewed last year – those still can't get to space without Starship



Tesla hits the brakes on rollout of Full Self-Driving code to new users

(2023/02/28)

Those that signed up for the $15,000 package told to queue behind those waiting for safety upgrade



Feeling VEXed by software supply chain security? You’re not alone

(2023/02/28)

SCSW Chainguard CEO explains how to secure code given crims know to poison it at the source



Twitter rewards remaining loyal staff by decimating them

(2023/02/28)

Reminder: Elon spent $44 billion on this. Forty-four thousand million dollars



OpenAI CEO heralds AGI no one in their right mind wants

(2023/02/28)

Comment Elites won't accept anything that takes away power, we're not dazzled by fake predictable intelligence



Seeing as GPT-3 is great at faking info, you should lean into that, says Microsoft

(2023/02/27)

When AI gives you lemons, you make orangeade



Sure looks like Beijing stole blueprints from chip fab world's ASML

(2023/02/27)

If at first you don’t succeed, spy, spy again



Dish multi-day outage rolls on as ransomware fears grow

(2023/02/27)

Techies 'hard at work' and all of that



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