ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Welcome to Muskville: Where the workers never leave

(2023/03/11)

Comment Your boss owns you AND your home – is this Texas utopia?



Rambus takes charge of Arm’s CryptoCell, CryptoIsland IP

(2023/03/10)

Updated Building a watertight SoC? You'll have to go through IP-slinger now



What happens if you 'cover up' a ransomware infection? For Blackbaud, a $3m charge

(2023/03/10)

File under cost of doing business



Silicon Valley Bank seized by officials after imploding: How this happened and why

(2023/03/10)

2023, just like 2008



Is this the year 100GE NICs go mainstream? If you're into AI, it might be

(2023/03/10)

Gotta go fast!



Electronics market shows US-China decoupling will hike inflation and slow growth

(2023/03/10)

Singapore's central bank has a gloomy vision of the future



Netherlands joins US blockade of Chinese chip industry

(2023/03/10)

No DUV for you



IBM boss Arvind 'kerching' Krishna paid more than $16m in 2022

(2023/03/10)

That's equivalent to 271 Big Blue workers



Brit chipmaker issues warning about inventory glut

(2023/03/10)

IQE says collapse in smartphone sales may wipe one-third off revenue in first half of 2023



The ThinkPad X1 Carbon Gen 10 as a Linux laptop

(2023/03/10)

Hands-on Is Lenovo's fastest, thinnest, lightest flagship good at this sort of thing?



BOFH: I care a lot ... about onion bhajis

(2023/03/10)

Episode 5 Users and colleagues? You couldn't pay me enough



The nodes have it in the Great DB debate: Reg readers pick graph

(2023/03/10)

Register Debate Industry upstart preferred... for now



Musk said Twitter would open source its algorithm – then fired the people who could

(2023/03/10)

Opinion Like so many of his promises, it's probably one he can't keep



Duelling techies debugged printer by testing the strength of electric shocks

(2023/03/10)

On Call Even a hundred-volt jolt couldn’t convince one of them that hardware was the problem



Boffins find 'missing link' between interstellar ice and what comes out of the tap

(2023/03/10)

Now drink your space juice



Lenovo revs up a rackable Aston Martin … workstation?

(2023/03/10)

It’s red, it’s fast, it packs 4th-gen Xeons and Nvidia RTX 6000s, and it looks like it’s been run over by a sports car



Chinese biz banned from buying US tech rent it instead

(2023/03/10)

Clouds reportedly offering surprisingly cheap access to blockaded comrades



Two tech-centric banks strike trouble, spooking markets

(2023/03/10)

Silicon Valley Bank sold billions in bonds as startups struggle, crypto-centric Silvergate Bank just gave up



Acronis downplays intrusion after 12GB trove leaks online

(2023/03/10)

Cyber-thief said goal was to 'humiliate' data-protection biz



Catholic clergy surveillance org 'outs gay priests'

(2023/03/10)

Religious non-profit allegedly hoovered up location data from dating apps to ID clerics



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