ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Microsoft tells admins to autoreview your Autopatch alerts or autolose the service

(2023/04/05)

And you wouldn't want that ... would you?



IBM shrinks z16 and LinuxONE systems into standard rack configs

(2023/04/05)

That means more space and less energy consumption



HPE lobs scale-out storage services into GreenLake subscription vehicle

(2023/04/05)

Hardware biz trying to compete with cloud giants, wants to rid customers of data silos, reduce cost and complexity



Users slam SAP's public cloud and S/4HANA migration strategy

(2023/04/05)

German-speaking heartlands fear they'll be paying again for features they've already built



Drones aim to undo Ukraine's landmine problem

(2023/04/05)

Feature Draganfly aims to help clear invaded nation of deadly devices



Notorious stolen credential warehouse Genesis Market seized by FBI

(2023/04/05)

Operation Cookie Monster crumbles stolen data-as-a-service vendor



Alibaba and Huawei set to debut generative AI chatbots

(2023/04/05)

China's tech giants show, yet again, they're as much a slave to Silicon Valley fashion as anyone



Trade ministers flag researchers as possible vector of tech sanction-busting

(2023/04/05)

G7 meeting agrees that sales bans are here to stay



As defense tech goes commercial, does national security miss out?

(2023/04/05)

Investors and educators called on to think more broadly at think tank event



Plagiarism-sniffing Turnitin tries to find AI writing by students – with mixed grades

(2023/04/05)

Updated Claims 98% confidence, tests suggest a human touch will beat the teachers



Samsung takes $3.1B gamble on OLED displays for tablets and notebooks

(2023/04/05)

That must be why PC sales are down – the blacks just aren't inky enough



Feds seize $112m in cryptocurrency linked to 'pig-butchering' finance scams

(2023/04/05)

Thieves go nose-to-tail stripping cash from victims



Can ChatGPT bash together some data-stealing code? With the right prompts, sure

(2023/04/05)

But nothing a keen beginner couldn't do, anyway



IBM, Kyndryl cut jobs even after cutting ties

(2023/04/04)

Staff doubt Big Blue's claim that layoffs were already announced



Unilever claims it's a 'cloud-only enterprise' – now with added OpenAI

(2023/04/04)

Funny way to describe a company that makes toilet cleaner



Think tank: Chips Act is great, but US should look at biotech supply chain too

(2023/04/04)

The White House and DoD move to bolster domestic biomanufacturing



Microsoft App Center has been down for nearly a day, and no word on when it'll end

(2023/04/04)

Updated Redmond claims service is (partially) restored, some users still stuck



Tesla ordered to pay worker $3M-plus over racist treatment

(2023/04/04)

Ex-employee was offered $15M by judge in 2021, but asked for a new trial instead



When Google cost cutting goes molecular: Staples, sticky tape, and PC sweating

(2023/04/04)

Staff WFH so internal cafes are baking too many muffins, says doc, while bus shuttles and yoga classes are empty



US pushes next phase of satellite missile defense system

(2023/04/04)

Agency asks for industry input into medium Earth orbit system



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