ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Theranos founder Holmes ordered to jail after appeal snub

(2023/04/11)

Decade or so in the clink begins April 27



Ex-Twitter execs sue over $1M+ in unpaid legal expenses

(2023/04/11)

Lawsuits keep piling up for Musk-owned 'trending to breakeven' platform



When will regulators get serious on datacenter emissions reporting?

(2023/04/11)

Updated An end to greenwashing won't come without a fight



Three quarters of UK tech pros are ready to leave their jobs

(2023/04/11)

Despite layoff trend, IT staff seek mobility over security



Tupperware looking less airtight than you'd think

(2023/04/11)

The party could be over soon



Open source Socket Runtime arrives, with aim to drop cloud as a dependency

(2023/04/11)

Interview Web code-based cross-platform app kit offers a P2P alternative



Azure admins warned to disable shared key access as backdoor attack detailed

(2023/04/11)

The default is that sharing is caring as Redmond admits: 'These permissions could be abused'



Fujitsu sets out on 5-year mission to standardize ERP on SAP S/4HANA

(2023/04/11)

To that we say good luck



Just because on-prem is cheaper doesn’t make the cloud a money pit

(2023/04/11)

Comment Oh and expect to DCs to get more expensive, not less, analysts warn



40% of IT security pros say they've been told not to report a data leak

(2023/04/11)

In Brief Plus: KFC, Pizza Hut owner spills more beans on ransomware hit... latest critical flaws... and more



Starlink opens final frontier for radio astronomers

(2023/04/11)

Opinion Is it wrong to wish on space hardware?



What if someone mixed The Sims with ChatGPT bots? It would look like this

(2023/04/11)

Has science GONE TOO FAR?



South Korea fines Google $32M for using market power to stymie rival app store

(2023/04/11)

Forced developers to sign exclusivity agreements in return for promises of going global



Alibaba Cloud to offer custom LLMs-as-a-service

(2023/04/11)

'Tongyi Qianwen' will drive cloud consumption, industry-specific AI, and smarter smart speakers



Meta has nothing to say about politicians making deepfaked ads

(2023/04/11)

In Brief Plus: Aussie mayor threatens to sue OpenAI; Minors face ChatGPT ban; President Biden on AI



Chinese state media hails Tesla megafactory in Shanghai as sign foreign business is on board

(2023/04/11)

ASIA IN BRIEF Also: India gets an Apple store; ZTE sells next-gen servers outside China; Foxconn invests in EVs; and more



SpaceX calendar marked with big red circle for 'first Starship launch' this month

(2023/04/11)

Waits for pen-pushers to sign off debut orbital mission



TSMC wants to cash its US CHIPS but seems unhappy with the red tape

(2023/04/11)

Could it be the profit sharing, China ban, or demands for trade secrets?



Mac shipments slump as Apple finally bitten by glum PC demand

(2023/04/11)

On the bright side, higher inventories will give 'puter makers opportunity to flee China, IDC says



Microsoft switches gears, keeps Exchange Online's CARs around until Sept 2024

(2023/04/11)

At least Redmond listens to some customers



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