ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

AMD reveals Azure is offering its SmartNICs as-a-service

(2023/05/03)

Still smiling despite Q1 PC chip sales slumping 65 points and flat server sales



Saturn's rings are shrinking and boffins will use the Webb 'scope to find out why

(2023/05/03)

They go down, down, down, with the burning pull of gravity ... or do they?



Pornhub walls off Utah in age-verification law protest

(2023/05/03)

Dare we say that's a master stroke



OpenAI's ChatGPT may face a copyright quagmire after 'memorizing' these books

(2023/05/03)

This top-drawer AI tech has a major science-fiction habit



Apple pushes first-ever 'rapid' patch – and rapidly screws up

(2023/05/03)

Maybe you're just installing it wrong?



Mirai botnet loves exploiting your unpatched TP-Link routers, CISA warns

(2023/05/03)

Oracle and Apache holes also on Uncle Sam's list of big bad abused bugs



Ed tech house Chegg's share price halves after blaming ChatGPT for subscription dip

(2023/05/02)

Student app maker says it's 'not a sky falling thing,' customizes own LLM just in case



Apple, Google propose anti-stalking spec for Bluetooth tracker tags

(2023/05/02)

We moved fast and broke things, people got harassed and murdered, so let's revisit privacy



288 arrested in multinational Monopoly Market takedown

(2023/05/02)

US tells criminals it 'will find you' and has a particular set of skills



TSMC chips away at the competition with 2nm production set for 2025

(2023/05/02)

World's largest semiconductor contract manufacturer also gives details on 3nm nodes



Microsoft helps devs create chatbots – because who needs human interaction anyway?

(2023/05/02)

It's now easier to whip up the conversational tool of your HR department's dreams



Eco warriors sue FAA over Starship fallout, claim watchdog is lost in space

(2023/05/02)

NEPA was violated by letting SpaceX do its own impact study, suit alleges



Samsung puts ChatGPT back in the box after 'code leak'

(2023/05/02)

Others also blocked as company works on its own generative AI tech



EDB offers 'risk-free' migration to lure Oracle users to the PostgreSQL side

(2023/05/02)

Long-suffering Big Red customers 'may finally be ready,' says analyst



West warns Malaysia to keep Huawei out of 5G networks

(2023/05/02)

Entertaining offers from 'untrusted suppliers' could cause damage, according to US and EU envoys



Data loss costs are going up – and not just for those who choose to pay thieves

(2023/05/02)

Ransoms, investigations, and breach-related lawsuits are hitting companies in the wallet, law firm says



SAP users not happy about German giant's price rises

(2023/05/02)

Issues remain in the costs for development and quality assurance in the cloud



Microsoft cries foul over UK gaming deal blocker but it's hard to feel sorry for them

(2023/05/02)

Opinion Brit regulator is merely heeding the Call of Duty



CERN celebrates 30 years since releasing the web to the public domain

(2023/05/02)

Software vendors and the EU weren’t interested, so giving it away became the best option



Russia's APT28 targets Ukraine government with bogus Windows updates

(2023/05/02)

Nasty emails designed to infect systems with info-stealing malware



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