ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Open source at America's famous Los Alamos Lab: Pragmatism as its nucleus

(2023/05/10)

Its 20,000-node cluster uses outdated MariaDB – for very good reasons



Twitter adds new DM features, and Musk claims encryption is here, starting today

(2023/05/10)

Updated We'll believe our DMs are secure when someone provides proof, thanks



Developers now able to 'customize' their Azure Virtual Desktop experience

(2023/05/10)

Build your own ‘golden images’ and then connect 'em to more stuff, says Microsoft



Dell reneges on remote work promise, tells staff to wear pants at least 3 days a week

(2023/05/10)

Some say return to the office is a soft layoff, others blame Gen Z



MariaDB's Xpand offers PostgreSQL compatibility without the forking drama

(2023/05/10)

Play designed to swat CockroachDB and tempt users over from hyperscaler DBaaS systems



23-year-old Brit linked to 2020 Twitter attack and SIM-swap scheme pleads guilty

(2023/05/10)

Admits to cyberstalking, wire fraud charges as Feds take $700k off him



The world of work is broken and it's Microsoft's fault

(2023/05/10)

Employees are wasting literal days on meetings and email – but in rides AI like a knight in shining armor, right?



Capita looking at a bill of £20M over breach clean-up costs

(2023/05/10)

Analyst says expense 'no small drop in ocean' but reputational damage could be 'far greater'



Money starts to flow as liquid cooling gets hot in datacenters

(2023/05/10)

Global investment company KKR picks up CoolIT Systems for $270M



Brexit Britain looks to French company to save crumbling borders and immigration tech

(2023/05/10)

Building a wall... of code



Microsoft Azure CTO believes confidential computing is the future of targeted advertising

(2023/05/10)

Wait... what?



Korea hopes US will extend sanction exemptions for SK hynix and Samsung

(2023/05/10)

Stuck in the middle or not, supply chains – and the Korean economy – must carry on



Cisco: Don't use 'blind spot' – and do use 'feed two birds with one scone'

(2023/05/10)

Switchzilla takes a stab at inclusive language. Sorry, that should be 'makes a first pass'



Google Cloud's watery Parisian outage enters third week, with no end in sight

(2023/05/10)

To make matters worse, other bits of the same region have wobbled



Japan's ubiquitous convenience stores now serving up privacy breaches

(2023/05/10)

Fujitsu in the frame for foul up with government document dispersal app



Meta wheels out Deloitte to plug the metaverse. Is anyone actually convinced?

(2023/05/10)

Comment All these analysts know is that their gut says... maybe



Apple finally pro giving Pro iPads these Pro apps

(2023/05/10)

Final Cut, Logic to land on fondleslabs – in subscription form



IBM launches Watsonx to help enterprises streamline workers out the door

(2023/05/10)

Let's face it, Big Blue has plenty of experience in that area



Two Microsoft Windows bugs under attack, one in Secure Boot with a manual fix

(2023/05/10)

Patch Tuesday On the plus side, this month's update batch is a bit smaller than usual



Show us the sauce code... Wendy's and Google to test drive-thru order-taking bot

(2023/05/10)

What's worse for humanity: The slow, cruel eradication of labor, or those square patties?



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