BOFH: Eight pints of a lager and a management breakthrough
(2026/01/30)
Episode 2 The Boss has been on a retreat, which means he needs a factory reset ASAP
Mechanical mutts make it official: Now full-time at Sellafield's hot zones
(2026/01/30)
Bark!Bark!Bark! Spot's new cleanup gig involves gamma rays, alpha particles, and considerably less PPE than fleshy colleagues
NS&I's IT car crash considers cutting legacy links to stop the bleeding
(2026/01/30)
£1.3B over budget and four years late, bank searches for a way to not to bust new timetable and funding pot
In-house techies fixed faults before outsourced help even noticed they'd happened
(2026/01/30)
On Call 60-minute SLA was effectively useless and the contractor admitted it
Deciphering the alphabet soup of agentic AI protocols
(2026/01/30)
Tools, agents, UI, and e-commerce - of course each one needs its own set of competing protocols
Java developers want container security, just not the job that comes with it
(2026/01/30)
BellSoft survey finds 48% prefer pre‑hardened images over managing vulnerabilities themselves
Maybe CISA should take its own advice about insider threats hmmm?
(2026/01/30)
opinion The call is coming from inside the house
Musk distracts from struggling car biz with fantastical promise to make 1 million humanoid robots a year
(2026/01/29)
To what end? Who knows? Tesla isn't even using them in its own factories yet
Google's Project Genie could put even more game developers out of work
(2026/01/29)
A Labs prototype turns prompts into short, explorable 3D worlds
Agents gone wild! Companies give untrustworthy bots keys to the kingdom
(2026/01/29)
'We're letting thousands of interns run around in our production environment'
Dow Chemical says AI is the element behind 4,500 job cuts
(2026/01/29)
ai-pocalypse The 129 year old chemical company uses Palantir-rival C3's AI as its software of choice.
AI datacenter boom triples US gas power builds, filling the air with more CO2
(2026/01/29)
Reduce emissions? Screw that - we have money to lose and memes to generate
To stop crims, Google starts dismantling residential proxy network they use to hide
(2026/01/29)
The Chocolate Factory strikes again, targeting the infrastructure attackers use to stay anonymous
AV vendor goes to war with security shop over update server scare
(2026/01/29)
eScan lawyers up after Morphisec claimed 'critical supply-chain compromise'
Uncle Sam dangles nuclear campuses for states while watering down safety rules
(2026/01/29)
Governors offered atomic megasites and federal cash as hundreds of pages of regulations go missing
Systemd daddy quits Microsoft to prove Linux can be trusted
(2026/01/29)
Lennart Poettering's Amutable aims to bring 'cryptographically verifiable integrity' to the other OS
IBM says AI is insane in the mainframe as z17 sales surge
(2026/01/29)
Big Blue leaning on software smarts to modernize COBOL estates and cut costs
ShinyHunters swipes right on 10M records in alleged dating app data grab
(2026/01/29)
Extortion crew says it's found love in someone else's info as Match Group plays down the impact
Banker claims Oracle may slash up to 30,000 jobs, sell health unit to pay for AI build-out
(2026/01/29)
Cerner, though acquired in 2022, is nothing to multibillion black hole
Tesla revenue falls for first time as Musk bets big on robots and autonomy
(2026/01/29)
Elon thinks taxis and androids will succeed where car sales are stalling