ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Snowflake plugs PostgreSQL into its AI Data Cloud

(2026/02/03)

Yes, it already had Unistore



CISA updated ransomware intel on 59 bugs last year without telling defenders

(2026/02/03)

GreyNoise's Glenn Thorpe counts the cost of missed opportunities



Palantir declares itself the guardian of Americans' rights

(2026/02/03)

Opinion CEO Alex Karp meets criticism with soaring revenues and a sermon



Azure outages ripple across multiple dependent Microsoft services

(2026/02/03)

Managed Identity and virtual machine failures triggered knock-on problems throughout cloud platform



Robotics will break AI infrastructure: Here's what comes next

(2026/02/03)

Partner Content Robotics is forcing a fundamental rethink of AI compute, data, and systems design



Europe shrugs off tariffs, plots to end tech reliance on US

(2026/02/03)

Governments and businesses respond to Trump pressures by upping spending in domestically controlled infrastructure



HP CEO prints final page after six years, moves to PayPal

(2026/02/03)

Multimillion-dollar tenure could have bought a couple of crates of toner



X marks the raid: French cops swoop on Musk's Paris ops

(2026/02/03)

Algorithmic bias probe continues, CEO and former boss summoned to defend the platform's corner



Microsoft finally sends TLS 1.0 and 1.1 to the cloud retirement home

(2026/02/03)

Azure Storage now requires version 1.2 or newer for encrypted connections



Polish cops bail 20-year-old bedroom botnet operator

(2026/02/03)

DDoSer of 'strategically important' websites admitted to most charges



UK names Barnsley as first Tech Town to see whether AI can fix... well, anything

(2026/02/03)

AI-pocalypse South Yorkshire becomes ground zero for nationwide experiment with £500K seed funding



Firefox makes AI optional, like it probably should have been all along

(2026/02/03)

Users can disable every generative feature in one click – not everyone wants a chatbot bolted to their tabs



NASA delays Artemis II to March after hydrogen leaks bedevil countdown test

(2026/02/03)

This is starting to sound oddly familiar



DIY AI bot farm OpenClaw is a security 'dumpster fire'

(2026/02/03)

Your own personal Jarvis. A bot to hear your prayers. A bot that cares. Just not about keeping you safe



British military to get legal OK to swat drones near bases

(2026/02/03)

Armed Forces Bill would let troops take action against unmanned threats around defense sites



Microsoft kills standalone SharePoint and OneDrive plans, because they’re not suite enough

(2026/02/03)

Blames ‘unintended or nonstandard usage’ and the cost of keeping them alive



South Korea enlists AI to spot pump and dump schemes on social media, or in Spam

(2026/02/03)

Main stock exchange targets shares, government agency looks for crypto crooks



Elon Musk merges xAI into SpaceX to spread universal consciousness via a sentient sun

(2026/02/03)

Burning Man woo woo values House of Grok at $250 billion



Notepad++ hijacking blamed on Chinese Lotus Blossom crew behind Chrysalis backdoor

(2026/02/03)

The group targets telecoms, critical infrastructure - all the usual high-value orgs



Let them eat Pi: RAM shortage bumps Raspberry prices as much as $60

(2026/02/02)

Second price increase in just two months



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