ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Microsoft hits Alt+F4 on internal ChatGPT access over security jitters, irony ensues

(2023/11/10)

Apparently the move was in error



NASA's Lucy probe scores a threefer as it flies by first target in 12-year mission

(2023/11/10)

Scientists shocked to find Dinkinesh is orbited by two touching asteroids



UK signals legal changes to self-driving vehicle liabilities

(2023/11/10)

But with technical and insurance industry question unanswered, a few potholes may lie ahead



Want a well-paid job in tech? You just need to become a cloud-native god

(2023/11/10)

Opinion At KubeCon, the need to bridge the skills gap was clearer than ever



Datacenter would spoil beautiful view ... of former industrial waste dump

(2023/11/10)

Not in my backyard, says Buckinghamshire Council



BOFH: Monitor mount moans end in Beancounter beatdown

(2023/11/10)

Episode 21 Now that's how you spend the (newly created) entertainment budget



Canonical shows how to use Snaps without the Snap Store

(2023/11/10)

Ubuntu Summit Despite what you may have heard, it's not as proprietary as the trolls think



China's top bank ICBC hit by ransomware, derailing global trades

(2023/11/10)

CitrixBleed patch has been available for around a month



Suits ignored IT's warnings, so the tech team went for the neck

(2023/11/10)

On Call Causing pain can be so much more effective than a rational explanation



CEOs of crashed tech upstart Bitwise accused of swindling $100M from investors

(2023/11/10)

Duo paid themselves $600K salaries as the cupboard was emptying



Microsoft: Iran's cybercrews got stuck into Israel days after Hamas attacked – not in tandem

(2023/11/10)

At least two destructive attacks, but – crucially – after deadly conflict erupted



Child psychiatrist jailed after making pornographic AI deep-fakes of kids

(2023/11/10)

Perp said to have secretly recorded patients – and digitally undressed them using web neural networks



DDoS-like attack brought down OpenAI this week, not just its purported popularity

(2023/11/10)

Plus: Lab launches dataset sharing initiative for its own benefit



Downfall fallout: Intel knew AVX chips were insecure and did nothing, lawsuit claims

(2023/11/09)

Billions of data-leaking processors sold despite warnings and patch just made them slower, punters complain



Don't worry about those new export rules, China – Nvidia's already got more sanctions-compliant GPUs for ya

(2023/11/09)

Chips limbo-dance right under Biden's performance limits



Late Qualcomm cofounder teleports $200M into SETI to bankroll hunt for alien life

(2023/11/09)

Someone hit the zero key one too many times? Not that anyone's complaining



Mac daddy Woz hospitalized in Mexico over mystery malady

(2023/11/09)

State of Apple co-founder's health is unclear – it could be a stroke or vertigo



Space Force turns to Falcon Heavy for spaceplane's seventh mission

(2023/11/09)

Experiments include subjecting seeds to radiation and expanding flight envelope



SolarWinds says SEC sucks: Watchdog 'lacks competence' to regulate cybersecurity

(2023/11/09)

IT software slinger publishes fierce response to lawsuit brought last month



It's perfectly legal for cars to harvest your texts, call logs

(2023/11/09)

Just because they store messages in a way owners can't access doesn't mean it's a privacy violation, US court rules



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Nutritional Slumming:
Food whose enjoyment stems not from flavor but from a
complex mixture of class connotations, nostalgia signals, and
packaging semiotics: Katie and I bought this tub of Multi-Whip instead
of real whip cream because we thought petroleum distillate whip
topping seemed like the sort of food that air force wives stationed in
Pensacola back in the early sixties would feed their husbands to
celebrate a career promotion.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"