ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Surface Duo crashes the party as Doctor Who celebrates 60th birthday

(2023/11/25)

Hey Cortana: Why is David Tennant back as the BBC's longest lived space alien?



FFmpeg 6.1 drops a Heaviside dose of codec magic

(2023/11/24)

You may never have heard of it, but you almost certainly use it, possibly many times a day



Tata Consultancy Services ordered to cough up $210M in code theft trial

(2023/11/24)

Naughty engineers + inability to work email = $$$



OpenCart owner turns air blue after researcher discloses serious vuln

(2023/11/24)

Web storefront maker fixed the flaw, but not before blasting infoseccer



China lobs tech demo into orbit for People's Republic version of Starlink

(2023/11/24)

Another mega-constellation incoming



Taxing times: UK missed out on £1.75B because of digitization delays

(2023/11/24)

Public Accounts Committee slams progress and questions plans



Black Friday? More like Blackout Friday for HSBC's online and mobile banking

(2023/11/24)

Updated Think of all the crap discounted things you won't need to buy now



Do we really need another non-open source available license?

(2023/11/24)

Opinion No, but here comes the Functional Source License to further muddy the open-source licensing waters



UKFast founder Lawrence Jones convicted of rape

(2023/11/24)

Ex-hosting biz boss to be sentenced for historic offences after being found guilty of earlier sexual assault



German budget woes threaten chip fab funding for Intel and TSMC

(2023/11/24)

Constitutional court tells govt: Er, about that €60B you handed out... it's not legal



BOFH: Groundbreaking discovery or patently obvious trolling?

(2023/11/24)

Episode 22 Get off my intellectual property



User read the manual, followed instructions, still couldn't make 'Excel' work

(2023/11/24)

On Call When is a spreadsheet not a spreadsheet?



Europe's Ariane 6 rocket rated 'ready to rumble' after passing hot fire test

(2023/11/24)

Still not reusable, but at least it's getting closer to long-delayed launch



Singapore to deter crypto investors with tactics like those used on smokers, gamblers

(2023/11/24)

Buying on credit forbidden, affordability tests imposed, and accreditation required for big bets



India's space gatekeepers pick Eutelsat OneWeb to provide satellite broadband

(2023/11/24)

Bharti Enterprises-backed outfit beats Kuiper and Starlink



Stop shaming service providers for outages, argues APNIC chief scientist

(2023/11/24)

Tech companies should behave like the aviation industry and detail failures to improve safety for all



India diplomatically debuts digital public infrastructure repository with international contributions

(2023/11/24)

Russia's Unified Digital Platform could be yours, along with many other less controversial projects



BlackCat claims it is behind Fidelity National Financial ransomware shakedown

(2023/11/23)

One of US's largest underwriters forced to shut down a number of key systems



Maverick Mars chopper has survived way past its warranty – now it's time for a sequel

(2023/11/23)

With Ingenuity still on the Red Planet, engineers have the best of both worlds



Lenovo's USB-C Power Banks pack more heat than expected

(2023/11/23)

Recall issued for fiery surprise



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