ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

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(2023/12/09)

Kettle Register journos brew up on the future of hybrid in our latest Kettle



Google's Project Ellman: Merging photo and search data to create digital twin chatbot

(2023/12/09)

'This is a brainstorming concept a team is at the early stages of exploring'



Competing Section 702 surveillance bills on collision path for US House floor

(2023/12/08)

End-of-year deadline looms on US surveillance



Musk takes SEC 'Twitter sitter' consent decree appeal to US Supreme Court

(2023/12/08)

Same old argument about free speech – let's see if it sticks this time



Microsoft to intro dedicated mode for Cloud PCs

(2023/12/08)

Latest Insider Build brings new features for Windows 365 Boot



AMD thinks it can solve the power/heat problem with chiplets and code

(2023/12/08)

Interview CTO Mark Papermaster lays out the plan for the next two years



Open source forkers stick an OpenBao in the oven

(2023/12/08)

HashiCorp software faces challenge after licensing change



Uncle Sam plows $42M into nurturing fusion breakthrough

(2023/12/08)

Experimerntal milestone needs work before it can be considered a candidate for power generation



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(2023/12/08)

It's tricky to pull off, but new rules may make reuse more common



That call center tech scammer could be a human trafficking victim

(2023/12/08)

Interpol increasingly concerned as abject abuse of victims scales far beyond Asia origins



Messed up metadata could be to blame for Microsoft's Windows printer woes

(2023/12/08)

It looks like everything is coming up HP. Do you want some help with that?



Time for a Geeko remix: openSUSE is looking for a new logo

(2023/12/08)

LOGOWATCH Days left to decide chameleon's fate ... vote now



Microsoft's relationship with OpenAI now in competition regulator's sights

(2023/12/08)

Has recent CEO, board shenanigans given rise to a merger situation? CMA is asking for a friend



Systemd 255 is here with improved UKI support

(2023/12/08)

This is release 0b11111111 (0xFF) – what could possibly go wrong?



What's the golden age of online services? Well, now doesn't suck

(2023/12/08)

Yearning for the pre-web internet can be misplaced... it certainly wasn't user-friendly



Openreach hits halfway mark in quest to hook up 25M premises with fiber broadband

(2023/12/08)

12.5 million teased with speedy internet, only 4 million take the bait



BOFH: Just because we've had record revenues doesn't mean you get a Xmas bonus

(2023/12/08)

Episode 23 Are you sure you don't want to rethink that, though, Boss?



Bank's datacenter died after travelling back in time to 1970

(2023/12/08)

On Call Cover-up saved the culprit after a battery of tests diagnosed the problem



Hubble Space Telescope is back in the game after NASA fixes gyro glitch

(2023/12/08)

No repair mission required – for now



Polish train maker denies claims its software bricked rolling stock maintained by competitor

(2023/12/08)

Says it was probably hacked, which isn't good news either



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A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty
m.p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running
alongside him, keeping pace with his car. He is amazed that a chicken is
running at forty m.p.h. So he speeds up to forty-five, fifty, then sixty
m.p.h. The chicken keeps right up with him the whole way, then suddenly
takes off and disappears into the distance.
The man pulls into the farmyard and says to the farmer, "You know,
the strangest thing just happened to me; I was driving along at at least
sixty miles an hour and a chicken passed me like I was standing still!"
"Yeah," the farmer replies, "that chicken was ours. You see, there's
me, and there's Ma, and there's our son Billy. Whenever we had chicken for
dinner, we would all want a drumstick, so we'd have to kill two chickens.
So we decided to try and breed a three-legged chicken so each of us could
have a drumstick."
"How do they taste?" said the farmer.
"Don't know," replied the farmer. "We haven't been able to catch
one yet."