ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

People power made payroll support in putrid places prodigiously perilous

(2024/01/01)

On Call: Dirt File And don’t get us started on what it’s like to work around high explosives



How do you teach a robot dog new tricks? Throw it a string of hex, a crayon, and a canvas

(2023/12/31)

Artist Agnieszka Pilat tells The Register how she gets Spot to paint, not pant



Scientists mull Solar Radiation Management – a potential climate-change stop-gap

(2023/12/30)

In-depth As we argue over freeing ourselves from fossil fuels, can SRM buy us time to develop green energy we need?



NAT, ATM, decentralized search – and other outrageous opinions from the 1990s

(2023/12/29)

Systems Approach The predictions that turned out correct ... and the ones we wished were right



Is it time for 6G already? Traffic analysis says yep

(2023/12/29)

Comment 5G networks won't have the capacity to cope by end of the decade



CEO arranged his own cybersecurity, with predictable results

(2023/12/29)

On Call Cleaning up after hackers is easy compared to surviving the politics of consultancy



Amazon already has a colossal ads business and will extend it to Prime Video in January

(2023/12/29)

Analysis E-tail giant seeks profitability for its vid-streaming service and a classic Big Tech dominance play



Irony alert: Lawsuit alleging Chrome’s Incognito Mode isn’t will settle on unknown terms

(2023/12/29)

Google accused of tracking you even when you think it won’t



Nvidia slowed RTX 4090 GPU by 11 percent, to make it 100 percent legal for export to China

(2023/12/29)

For now



NASA Juno probe to produce 'firehose of data' during close flyby of Jupiter moon

(2023/12/28)

Io, Io, it's off to work we go



A tale of 2 casino ransomware attacks: One paid out, one did not

(2023/12/28)

Feature What can be learned from MGM's and Caesars' infosec moves



Kaspersky reveals previously unknown hardware 'feature' exploited in iPhone attacks

(2023/12/28)

'This is no ordinary vulnerability' sec pros explain



Broadcom to end VMware’s channel program, move partners to its own invite-only offering

(2023/12/28)

Suppliers don’t know much about what’s going on. Which leaves users in limbo, too



‘I needed antihistamine tablets every time I opened the computers’

(2023/12/28)

ON CALL: DIRT FILE Readers share more filthy tales of cruddy computers, including a potentially explosive airport issue



Israel to plow $3.2B into $25B Intel fab project

(2023/12/27)

Foundry site due to open in 2028 ... assuming it's not, y'know, delayed or cancelled



Microsoft nixed Mixed Reality: This Windows VR didn't even make it to the ER

(2023/12/27)

Stick WMR next to 3D TVs, Segways, and maybe soon generative AI



New York Times sues OpenAI, Microsoft over 'millions of articles' used to train ChatGPT

(2023/12/27)

'A business model based on mass copyright infringement'



What comes after open source? Bruce Perens is working on it

(2023/12/27)

Interview 'Our licenses aren't working anymore,' says free software pioneer



Apple's timepiece turmoil taken to appeals court

(2023/12/27)

Updated Leftover Christmas dollars burning a hole in your pocket? Series 9 and Ultra 2 watches vanish from shelves



Here's who thinks AI chatbots will eventually be smart enough to be your coworker

(2023/12/27)

Comment Large language models one day may automate your day-to-day work chores – without getting you fired, we hope



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