ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Quarter of polled Americans say they use AI to make them hotter in online dating

(2024/02/13)

Roses are red, violets are blue, a machine made my profile alluring to you



Nvidia reckons this itty-bitty workstation GPU won't run up your power bill

(2024/02/12)

Pulls off RTX 2000 Ada's mask, gasp – it's you, RTX 4060



Cloudflare defeats another patent troll with crowd-sourced prior-art army

(2024/02/12)

The bounty payouts may be high, but Project Jengo doesn't miss



HPE seeks $4B in damages from Autonomy boss Mike Lynch and his ex-CFO

(2024/02/12)

Could have been worse – IT giant was asking for five



Dutch insurers demand nudes from breast cancer patients despite ban

(2024/02/12)

Updated No photos? No, second operation



FCC gets tough: Telcos must now tell you when your personal info is stolen

(2024/02/12)

Yep, cell carriers didn't have to do this before



LeoLabs lands $29M to dodge space junk with AI smarts

(2024/02/12)

Bucks needed to keep an eye on Buck Rogers



Jet engine dealer to major airlines discloses 'unauthorized activity'

(2024/02/12)

Pulls part of system offline as Black Basta docs suggest the worst



SAP makes last-minute change to replacement of 80-year-old co-founder

(2024/02/12)

After lining up someone to fill Hasso Plattner's seat, German ERP giant finds candidate has 'difference in perspective'



Drowning in code: The ever-growing problem of ever-growing codebases

(2024/02/12)

FOSDEM 2024 The speedier computing cake is a lie... so we got software bloat instead



Uncle Sam officially opens funding gates for silicon R&D

(2024/02/12)

$5B investment part of $53B bet to reboot semiconductor industry



Cisco wields axe again as results season swings around

(2024/02/12)

In an industry addicted to job cuts, 34,000 staff roles vanished in first six weeks of 2024



Elon Musk can't wriggle out of SEC Twitter fraud inquiry

(2024/02/12)

Lawyers argue requests for more info are tantamount to harassment



Europe's largest caravan club admits wide array of personal data potentially accessed

(2024/02/12)

Experts also put an end to social media security updates



Ukraine claims Russian military is using Starlink

(2024/02/12)

Musk: No terminals have been sold to Russia 'to the best of our knowledge'



Neural networks are reportedly helping criminals create cheap virtual fake IDs online

(2024/02/12)

AI in brief Plus: Computer scientists win $700k in AI competition to decipher ancient scrolls destroyed in Mount Vesuvius eruption, and more



PiStorm turbocharges vintage Amigas with the Raspberry Pi

(2024/02/12)

FOSDEM 2024 Who needs the present when you can relive the '80s at warp speed?



Forcing AI on developers is a bad idea that is going to happen

(2024/02/12)

Opinion We’ve still got time to make it better before it does



'Crash test dummy' smashed VIP demo by offering a helping hand

(2024/02/12)

Who, Me? Sometimes you can have too many people in the room



Mon Dieu! Nearly half the French population have data nabbed in massive breach

(2024/02/12)

Infosec In Brief PLUS: Juniper's support portal leaks customer info; Canada moves to ban Flipper Zero; Critical vulns



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Ok, I'm just uploading the new version of the kernel, v1.3.33, also
known as "the buggiest kernel ever".
-- Linus Torvalds