ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

AI mishaps are surging – and now they're being tracked like software bugs

(2024/03/08)

Interview The Register speaks to the folks behind the AI Incident Database



Euro-cloud consortium issues ultimatum to Microsoft: Fix your licensing or else

(2024/03/08)

Redmond hasn't budged on deals that make its wares cheaper on Azure, and regulators are circling



Broadcom says VMware to grow revenue by double-digit percentages all year

(2024/03/08)

Networking silicon surges, Carbon Black to be kept in the fold



Font security 'still a Helvetica of a problem' says Australian graphics outfit Canva

(2024/03/08)

Who knew that unzipping a font archive could unleash a malicious file



India plans 10,000-GPU sovereign AI supercomputer

(2024/03/08)

Puts $1.2 billion on the table for AI skills and local LLMs, tells private enterprise it expects help



Securing open source software: Whose job is it, anyway?

(2024/03/08)

CISA announces more help, and calls on app makers to step up



Apple may have made itself a target before the EU's Digital Markets Act comes into force

(2024/03/08)

iPhone giant's $2B fine shows the bloc is serious about regulation



Boeing paper trail goes cold over door plug blowout

(2024/03/07)

Safety watchdog bemoans lack of cooperation with probe



We're not Meta support: State AGs tell Zuck to fix rampant account takeover problem

(2024/03/07)

'We refuse to operate as customer service representatives'



Intel inches closer to $3.5B contract to build secret fabs for Uncle Sam

(2024/03/07)

They can't have x86 goliath building military chips out in the open now can they?



Windows 10 failing to patch properly? You are most definitely not alone

(2024/03/07)

It looks like you're trying to update an operating system. Shall I be spectacularly unhelpful with that?



Chrome users – get an alert when extensions are in danger of falling into wrong hands

(2024/03/07)

Under New Management is an early-warning system for potential poisoning of add-ons with malware



Possible China link to Change Healthcare ransomware attack

(2024/03/07)

Alleged crim bought SmartScreen Killer, Cobalt Strike on dark-web markets



Reddit rolling out AI bouncer to halt harassment

(2024/03/07)

If any mods are considering an anti-IPO blackout, you could be replaced by a bot



JetBrains TeamCity under attack by ransomware thugs after disclosure mess

(2024/03/07)

More than 1,000 servers remain unpatched and vulnerable



Tesla Berlin gigafactory to take week-long nap after suspected arson

(2024/03/07)

Losses could surpass €1B as 1,000 vehicles a day go unfinished



US wants ASML to stop servicing China-owned chip equipment

(2024/03/07)

Dutch lithography giant caught in crossfire amid escalating tensions



Apple's had it with Epic's app store shenanigans, terminates dev account

(2024/03/07)

Updated No end in sight for 'horror show' even with EU's DMA



Belgian ale legend Duvel's brewery borked as ransomware halts production

(2024/03/07)

Biz reassures quaffers it has enough beer, expects quick recovery before weekend



Venturing beyond the default OS on Raspberry Pi 5

(2024/03/07)

The pros and cons of some other Arm Linux distros for the pocket powerhouse



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