ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Why Microsoft's Copilot will only kinda run locally on AI PCs for now

(2024/03/31)

Comment Redmond’s strategy for blending cloud and client is finally taking shape



The Register meets the voice of Siri Down Under

(2024/03/30)

Interview Karen Jacobsen had no idea what she was getting into when she applied for a very odd job in 2002



Can a Xilinx FPGA recreate a 1990s Quake-capable 3D card? Yup! Meet the FuryGpu

(2024/03/30)

The 'most painful' part? Coding the Windows drivers



Sega grabs tech layoff baton and dumps couple hundred Euro staff

(2024/03/30)

Gaming industry clings to 'Survive 2024'



Malicious SSH backdoor sneaks into xz, Linux world's data compression library

(2024/03/29)

STOP USAGE OF FEDORA RAWHIDE, says Red Hat while Debian Unstable and others also affected



Easy-to-use make-me-root exploit lands for recent Linux kernels. Get patching

(2024/03/29)

CVE-2024-1086 turns the page tables on system admins



Overclocking muddies waters for Nvidia's redesigned RTX 4090 and US sanctions

(2024/03/29)

Cut-down chips get a big boost



Farewell .NET 7, support ends in May – we hardly knew you

(2024/03/29)

Standard Term Support means only 18 months before retirement



Amazon fined in Europe for screwing shoppers with underhand dark patterns

(2024/03/29)

E-commerce titan to appeal sanction amounting to three hours of annual profit



Do not touch that computer. Not even while wearing gloves. It is a biohazard

(2024/03/29)

On Call: Dirt File PLUS: Dodging rats the size of cats while repairing chewed-through cabling



Microsoft rolls out safety tools for Azure AI. Hint: More models

(2024/03/29)

Defenses against prompt injection, hallucination arrive as Feds eye ML risks



Hillary Clinton: 2024 will be 'ground zero' for AI election manipulation

(2024/03/29)

2016 meddling was 'primitive' compared to what's ahead



Cloud server host Vultr rips user data licensing clause from ToS amid web 'confusion'

(2024/03/28)

Updated We know the average customer doesn't have a law degree, CEO tells us



HPE bakes LLMs into Aruba as AI inches closer to network takeover

(2024/03/28)

+Comment But don't worry, the models are here to help summarize technical docs and answer your questions ... for now



Pressuring allies not to fulfill chip kit service contracts with China now official US policy

(2024/03/28)

Xi Jinping warns 'no force' can stop country's science and tech progress



JetBrains keeps mum on 26 'security problems' fixed after Rapid7 spat

(2024/03/28)

Vendor takes hardline approach to patch disclosure to new levels



University of Washington's Workday woes leave research grants in limbo

(2024/03/28)

$340M finance upgrade still working out the kinks



FTX crypto-crook Sam Bankman-Fried gets 25 years in prison

(2024/03/28)

Could have been worse: Prosecutors wanted decades more



Nvidia's newborn ChatRTX bot patched for security bugs

(2024/03/28)

Flaws enable privilege escalation and remote code execution



Intel's green dream is chips without any dips in Mother Nature's health

(2024/03/28)

Sustainability Summit pushes industry partners to reduce their environmental impact, including harmful chemicals



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