ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Amazon antitrust case in Washington DC is resurrected

(2024/08/22)

DC appeals court reverses dismissal, finding enough evidence of anticompetitive behavior to proceed



Zoom profits up despite CEO's doubts about remote working

(2024/08/22)

And CFO is off, maybe to find a role where she doesn't have to come into the office



CrowdStrike deja vu as 'performance issue' leaves systems sluggish

(2024/08/22)

Not related to the massive outage in July, security biz spokesperson told us



Microsoft sends Windows Control Panel to tech graveyard

(2024/08/22)

A Paint-like rescue unlikely for old configuration warhorse



Halliburton probes 'an issue' disrupting business ops

(2024/08/22)

Updated What could the problem be? Reportedly, a cyberattack



Benign bug in iOS and iPadOS crashes gizmos with just four characters

(2024/08/22)

More of an Easter egg than a vuln, but a fun one to mess around with



Axiom Space dials up Nokia to connect moonwalkers to 4G

(2024/08/22)

Can't even get good signal in my garden



AGI is on clients' radar but far from reality, says Gartner

(2024/08/22)

Controversial concept may not even be a useful goal in computing



Ransomware batters critical industries, but takedowns hint at relief

(2024/08/22)

Whether attack slowdown continues downward trend is the million dollar question that security researchers can't answer



Microsoft resurrects Windows Recall for upcoming preview

(2024/08/22)

Insiders get ready for Redmond's second run at AI snoopware



This uni thought it would be a good idea to do a phishing test with a fake Ebola scare

(2024/08/22)

Needless to say, it backfired in a big way



Choose Your Own Adventure with Microsoft 365

(2024/08/22)

You awake to find yourself in a dark room... with an empty wallet



HMD Skyline: The repairable Android that lets you go dumb in a smart way

(2024/08/22)

Nokia custodian makes efforts to help you fight fondleslab fixation



Microsoft to stop telling investors about peformance of server products

(2024/08/22)

Shuffles financial metrics so Copilot Pro revenue ends up in a happier place



Cisco calls for United Nations to revisit cyber-crime convention

(2024/08/22)

Echoes human rights groups' concerns that it could suppress free speech and more



Walmart clears out its shares of Chinese e-tailer JD.com

(2024/08/22)

That’s one way to mark the end of an eight-year partnership



China's top Office clone copies Microsoft again – with an inconvenient outage

(2024/08/22)

WPS Office took a long lunch on Wednesday, the day after its developer posted big profits



LG Electronics aims to become a datacenter cooling player, with aircon and immersion tech

(2024/08/22)

2030 vision also calls for its appliances and televisions to turn you into a subscription cash cow



You probably want to patch this critical GitHub Enterprise Server bug now

(2024/08/22)

Unless you're cool with an unauthorized criminal enjoying admin privileges to comb through your code



Microsoft's Patch Tuesday borks dual-boot Linux-Windows PCs

(2024/08/21)

Plus: Three-year-old ProxyOracle flaw added to CISA's exploited bugs list



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