ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Now Dell salespeople must be onsite five days a week

(2024/09/27)

Return-to-office mandate reaches inevitable conclusion



FTC sues five AI outfits – and one case in particular raises questions

(2024/09/27)

From allegations of lying about capabilities to fake reviews. Plus: Biden AI robocaller finally fined $6M



Starfish Space to tackle orbital junk for NASA with SSPICY Otter

(2024/09/27)

Is this a debris inspection mission or an Ubuntu release?



Patch now: Critical Nvidia bug allows container escape, complete host takeover

(2024/09/26)

33% of cloud environments using the toolkit impacted, we're told



Tor Project wags Tails to mark privacy project merger

(2024/09/26)

Onion Amnesia: Steaming up your digital disguise



HPE patches three critical security holes in Aruba PAPI

(2024/09/26)

More 9.8 bugs? Ay, papi!



Short sellers rejoice on report of Supermicro DoJ probe

(2024/09/26)

Comment Alleged inquiry comes amid claims server maker cooked its books



Samsung fined just $8K for exposing chip fab workers to X-ray radiation

(2024/09/26)

Nothing says 'oops' like a penalty that won’t even dent the electronics giant’s coffee budget



That doomsday critical Linux bug: It's CUPS. May lead to remote hijacking of devices

(2024/09/26)

Final update No patches yet, can be mitigated, requires user interaction



Blackstone invests £10B to build Europe's 'biggest AI datacenter' in UK

(2024/09/26)

Construction slated to begin next year at site of failed BritishVolt plant



Intel thinks it's got a final microcode fix for recalcitrant Raptor Lake processors

(2024/09/26)

Root cause identified, but it's taken the better part of a year



SK hynix begins mass production of 36 GB 12-layer HBM3E

(2024/09/26)

Should be Jensen Huang's hands in less than 60 days



Victims lose $70K to one single wallet-draining app on Google's Play Store

(2024/09/26)

Attackers got 10K people to download 'trusted' web3 brand cheat before Mountain View intervened



OpenAI in throes of executive exodus as three walk at once

(2024/09/26)

Looks like it's going to be the Sam Altman show from now on



SAP support auto-renewal gotcha: Do nothing now, pay for another year

(2024/09/26)

Updated Single digit price hikes suspected for UK and Europe and double digit mooted for everywhere else



NASA's Astrobees need a new buzz – any ideas for the space-dwelling bots?

(2024/09/26)

Hey Reg readers, what would you do with Honey, Queen, and Bumble?



Public Wi-Fi operator investigating cyberattack at UK's busiest train stations

(2024/09/26)

Updated See it, say it… not sorted just yet as network access remains offline



CrowdStrike's Blue Screen blunder: Could eBPF have saved the day?

(2024/09/26)

Interview Grafana Labs CTO looks at the options



UK government's bank data sharing plan slammed as 'financial snoopers' charter'

(2024/09/26)

Access to account info needed to tackle benefit fraud, latest bill claims



Memory-maker Micron predicts new wave of server consolidation

(2024/09/26)

AI boosted revenue last year, demand for more RAM in devices to help in 2025



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