ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Is the first European on the Moon in ESA's astronaut corps?

(2024/10/11)

Interview Director General on being a good partner and developing rockets



BOFH: Boss's quest for AI-generated program ends where it should've begun

(2024/10/11)

Episode 19 With SUM()



Techie took five minutes to fix problem Adobe and Microsoft couldn't solve in two weeks

(2024/10/11)

On Call This is why every admin loves to hate Windows



Jupiter's Great Red Spot wobbles like Jell-o, according to Hubble snaps

(2024/10/11)

Scientists undecided about possible flavor



FBI created a cryptocurrency so it could watch it being abused

(2024/10/11)

It worked – alleged pump and dump schemers arrested in UK, US and Portugal this week



Tencent builds one NoSQL database to rule all data models

(2024/10/11)

Exclusive Tamed DB sprawl and saved cloudy resources with 'X-Stor'



Healthcare attacks spread beyond US – just ask India's Star Health

(2024/10/11)

Updated Acknowledges bulk customer data leak weeks after Telegram channels dangled it online



Chinese boffins build soft robot finger that can take your pulse

(2024/10/11)

It can also type, so the robo-doctor can heal you and write legibly



Cards Against Humanity campaigns to encourage voting, expose personal data abuse

(2024/10/11)

Up to $100 for planning to vote and a public smear – how is this not illegal?



Crooks stole personal info of 77k Fidelity Investments customers

(2024/10/10)

But hey, no worries, the firm claims no evidence of data misuse



GSA plows ahead with face matching tech despite its own reliability concerns

(2024/10/10)

A week after saying remote ID verification tech is unreliable, the GSA is expanding access to other agencies



Microsoft admits Outlook crashes, says impact 'mitigated'

(2024/10/10)

Users just need to 'refresh/restart' their sessions



BBC weather glitch shows 13k mph winds in London, 404℃ in Nottingham

(2024/10/10)

We'd know if it were true, and our reporters are just fine



AMD pumps Epyc core count to 192, clocks up to 5 GHz with Turin debut

(2024/10/10)

Just not on the same chip, of course



AMD targets Nvidia H200 with 256GB MI325X AI chips, zippier MI355X due in H2 2025

(2024/10/10)

Less VRAM than promised, but still gobs more than Hopper



AMD aims latest processors at AI whether you need it or not

(2024/10/10)

Ryzen AI PRO 300 series leans heavily on Microsoft's Copilot+ PC requirements



The .io domain isn't going anywhere anytime soon amid treaty

(2024/10/10)

UK-Mauritius handshake holds but Chagos Islands shift could eventually phase out the ccTLD



SAP promises developer 'fusion teams' in cloud low-code environment

(2024/10/10)

TechEd But projects must be completed in old desktop IDE



Arrow Lake splashdown: Intel pins hopes on replacement for Raptors

(2024/10/10)

New silicon, new architecture, and loads of new motherboards rise to support it, but will power be anchored down?



Fore-get about privacy, golf tech biz leaves 32M data records on the fairway

(2024/10/10)

Researcher spots 110 TB of sensitive info sitting in unprotected database



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Vegetables are what food eats.
Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good.
Fish are fast moving vegetables.
Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them.
-- Meat Eater's Credo, according to Jim Williams