ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

DR-DOS rises again – rebuilt from scratch, not open source

(2026/03/11)

Project claims legal clarity and zero legacy code, but offers binaries only



ICO fines Police Scotland over data-sharing debacle in gross misconduct case

(2026/03/11)

Blue-on-blue internal investigation lands force £66k fine



Ig Nobel Prize flees US for Switzerland after 35 years over safety concerns

(2026/03/11)

This is not satire, but we wish it was



Intel finds its Zen undercutting AMD with Arrow Lake refresh

(2026/03/11)

Let them eat cores



Ayar Labs taps Wiwynn to cram 1,024 GPUs into a photonic rack system

(2026/03/11)

Exclusive Reference design to stitch more than a thousand accelerators into a single enormous server.



Lightmatter says latest photonics will slash datacenter fiber bills in half

(2026/03/11)

Latest optical engine may not be CPO, but it's still better than pluggables



Microsoft ships VS Code weekly, adds Autopilot mode so AI can wreak havoc without bothering you

(2026/03/11)

Google also enables auto-approval of AI agents while their documentation warns against it



Swiss e-voting pilot can't count 2,048 ballots after USB keys fail to decrypt them

(2026/03/11)

Officials suspend Basel-Stadt trial and launch probe



Dutch cops bust teen suspected of posing as bank staff to steal cards

(2026/03/11)

17-year-old allegedly withdrew large sums of cash from ATMs



Scottish broadband service looking a bit dreich, says UK outage study

(2026/03/11)

Subscribers north of the border suffer the most long-running failures per £100 spent



Hotpatching goes default in Windows Autopatch whether you like it or not

(2026/03/11)

Microsoft insists rebootless updates are 'the quickest way to get secure'



EU legal eagle says banks should refund cybercrime victims first, argue later

(2026/03/11)

Analysis Advocate General urges rethink of PSD2 to speed compensation after scams



Your datacenter's power architecture called. It's not happy

(2026/03/11)

Feature AI factories demand 800 volts because physics doesn't care about your upgrade budget



Post Office's £142M subsidy for Horizon fallout and IR35 bill reviewed by watchdog

(2026/03/11)

CMA advisers say extra support justified as remediation costs and tax liability mount



Whitehall can't cost digital ID until it decides how to build it

(2026/03/11)

Consultation launched, People's Panel planned, yet still no price tag attached



AI has made the Command Line Interface more important and powerful than ever before

(2026/03/11)

Opinion Google knows asking agents to navigate GUIs designed for humans is ridiculous. Microsoft might not



Atlassian built a tool to migrate Jira users to the cloud and it made the move slower

(2026/03/11)

Fixed it amid user ire, swears new tool for bigger shifts is up to the job



Oracle says AI coding tools are helping it dodge the SaaSpocalypse

(2026/03/11)

Big Red reckons paying for datacenters is easy when you have half a trillion dollars of cloud orders on the books



Governments across Asia order work from home, thanks to Iran war

(2026/03/11)

Pakistan, Vietnam, Thailand, and the Philippines are all trying to conserve fuel



AIOps is so powerful, vendors are building tools to clean up after agents break your infrastructure

(2026/03/11)

Cohesity, ServiceNow and Datadog team on recoverability suite



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