DR-DOS rises again – rebuilt from scratch, not open source (2026/03/11) Project claims legal clarity and zero legacy code, but offers binaries only
ICO fines Police Scotland over data-sharing debacle in gross misconduct case (2026/03/11) Blue-on-blue internal investigation lands force £66k fine
Ig Nobel Prize flees US for Switzerland after 35 years over safety concerns (2026/03/11) This is not satire, but we wish it was
Ayar Labs taps Wiwynn to cram 1,024 GPUs into a photonic rack system (2026/03/11) Exclusive Reference design to stitch more than a thousand accelerators into a single enormous server.
Lightmatter says latest photonics will slash datacenter fiber bills in half (2026/03/11) Latest optical engine may not be CPO, but it's still better than pluggables
Microsoft ships VS Code weekly, adds Autopilot mode so AI can wreak havoc without bothering you (2026/03/11) Google also enables auto-approval of AI agents while their documentation warns against it
Swiss e-voting pilot can't count 2,048 ballots after USB keys fail to decrypt them (2026/03/11) Officials suspend Basel-Stadt trial and launch probe
Dutch cops bust teen suspected of posing as bank staff to steal cards (2026/03/11) 17-year-old allegedly withdrew large sums of cash from ATMs
Scottish broadband service looking a bit dreich, says UK outage study (2026/03/11) Subscribers north of the border suffer the most long-running failures per £100 spent
Hotpatching goes default in Windows Autopatch whether you like it or not (2026/03/11) Microsoft insists rebootless updates are 'the quickest way to get secure'
EU legal eagle says banks should refund cybercrime victims first, argue later (2026/03/11) Analysis Advocate General urges rethink of PSD2 to speed compensation after scams
Your datacenter's power architecture called. It's not happy (2026/03/11) Feature AI factories demand 800 volts because physics doesn't care about your upgrade budget
Post Office's £142M subsidy for Horizon fallout and IR35 bill reviewed by watchdog (2026/03/11) CMA advisers say extra support justified as remediation costs and tax liability mount
Whitehall can't cost digital ID until it decides how to build it (2026/03/11) Consultation launched, People's Panel planned, yet still no price tag attached
AI has made the Command Line Interface more important and powerful than ever before (2026/03/11) Opinion Google knows asking agents to navigate GUIs designed for humans is ridiculous. Microsoft might not
Atlassian built a tool to migrate Jira users to the cloud and it made the move slower (2026/03/11) Fixed it amid user ire, swears new tool for bigger shifts is up to the job
Oracle says AI coding tools are helping it dodge the SaaSpocalypse (2026/03/11) Big Red reckons paying for datacenters is easy when you have half a trillion dollars of cloud orders on the books
Governments across Asia order work from home, thanks to Iran war (2026/03/11) Pakistan, Vietnam, Thailand, and the Philippines are all trying to conserve fuel
AIOps is so powerful, vendors are building tools to clean up after agents break your infrastructure (2026/03/11) Cohesity, ServiceNow and Datadog team on recoverability suite