ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Tech giants set to pay through the nose for nuclear power that's still years away

(2024/10/18)

Google, Amazon, Microsoft dive into costly deals that aren't generating anything yet



Alleged Bitcoin crook faces 5 years after SEC's X account pwned

(2024/10/18)

SIM swappers strike again, warping cryptocurrency prices



Richard Branson to take balloon ride to edge of space

(2024/10/18)

No Zero-G shenanigans, but a fully stocked bar and spectacular views



ESET denies it was compromised as Israeli orgs targeted with 'ESET-branded' wipers

(2024/10/18)

Says 'limited' incident isolated to 'partner company'



Someone's finally taking on £10M Hull City Council ERP deal to replace Oracle

(2024/10/18)

Step forward Workday after mega long procurement to support system that went live 22 years ago



HashiCorp unveils 'Terraform 2.0' while tiptoeing around Big Blue elephant in the room

(2024/10/18)

HashiConf shindig oddly reluctant to mention impending IBM acquisition



Yes, your network is down – you annoyed us so much we crashed it

(2024/10/18)

On Call If you bluff your way out of unpaid bills, there's a chance someone could call you on it



Server-maker Wiwynn expands $61M lawsuit against X

(2024/10/18)

Finds two more reasons Musk should have known he was on the hook for datacenter kit



Intel hits back at China's accusations it bakes in NSA backdoors

(2024/10/18)

Chipzilla says it obeys the law wherever it is, which is nice



Biz hired, and fired, a fake North Korean IT worker – then the ransom demands began

(2024/10/18)

'My webcam isn't working today' is the new 'The dog ate my network'



Someone's tried sneaking semiconductor secrets out of South Korea's patent office

(2024/10/18)

Government hardens up infosec to stop this - as you would when Samsung and SK hynix are massive parts of your economy



Healthcare Services Group discloses 'cybersecurity incident' in SEC filing

(2024/10/18)

Laundry and dining provider still investigating cause and scope



Uncle Sam puts $10M bounty on Russian troll farm Rybar

(2024/10/18)

Propaganda op focuses on anti-West narratives to meddle with elections



Destiny Robotics settles SEC case over AI-powered human robot vaporware

(2024/10/18)

Raised $141k+ crowdfunding, but now powered down



Troubled US insurance giant hit by extortion after data leak

(2024/10/18)

Globe Life claims blackmailers shared stolen into with short sellers



FCC fines be damned, ESPN misuses emergency alert tones yet again

(2024/10/18)

It’s the third strike, yet all they get is a slap on the wrist?



Qualcomm 'pausing' X-Elite Dev Kit, offering refunds

(2024/10/17)

Five months in, only 200 units reached customers, Qualy tells El Reg



Samsung releases 24Gb GDDR7 DRAM for testing in beefy AI systems

(2024/10/17)

Production slated for Q1 2025, barring any hiccups



Microsoft crafts Rust hypervisor to power Azure workloads

(2024/10/17)

OpenVMM touts stronger security, but not ready for prime time just yet



Infrastructure giant Schneider Electric powers up with $850M liquid cooling deal

(2024/10/17)

Snags controlling stake in Motivair Corporation, rest to come by 2028



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No pig should go sky diving during monsoon
For this isn't really the norm.
But should a fat swine try to soar like a loon,
So what? Any pork in a storm.

No pig should go sky diving during monsoon,
It's risky enough when the weather is fine.
But to have a pig soar when the monsoon doth roar
Cast even more perils before swine.