ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Free Blue Screens of Death for Windows 11 24H2 users

(2025/04/16)

Microsoft rewards those who patch early with bricks hurled through its operating system



Signalgate chats vanish from CIA chief phone

(2025/04/16)

Extraordinary rendition of data, or just dropped it out of a helicopter?



Microsoft admits it's not you, Classic Outlook can be a real CPU, power hog sometimes

(2025/04/16)

Bug or migration strategy for New Outlook, we wonder



First Nvidia, now AMD: Trump trade turmoil threatens $800M in China chip sales

(2025/04/16)

World War Fee Is that MI in MI308 going to be Mission Impossible?



Microsoft blames 'latent code issue' after Windows 11 upgrades sneak past admin blockades

(2025/04/16)

Intune policies turn out to be mere suggestions



Figma bucks market trends, plunges into IPO waters after Adobe's failed buyout

(2025/04/16)

Timing not ideal with Wall Street fearing recession



CVE program gets last-minute funding from CISA – and maybe a new home

(2025/04/16)

Uncertainty is the new certainty



20 years on, DART still a masterclass in how not to rendezvous in orbit

(2025/04/16)

Two decades have passed since NASA made two spacecraft collide



Law firm 'didn't think' data theft was a breach, says ICO. Now it's nursing a £60K fine

(2025/04/16)

DPP Law is appealing against data watchdog's conclusions



AWS claims 50% of Azure workloads would jump ship if licensing costs allowed

(2025/04/16)

Bezos' biz and Google tell regulator higher cost of running Windows Server in their clouds isn't fair



ASML hits targets but orders sag as Trump trolls markets

(2025/04/16)

Dutch lithography king sticks to €35B forecast despite investor jitters



Russians lure European diplomats into malware trap with wine-tasting invite

(2025/04/16)

Vintage phishing varietal has improved with age



In wake of Horizon scandal, forensics prof says digital evidence is a minefield

(2025/04/16)

Outdated and misinformed legal presumptions at the heart of concerns



Microsoft hits Ctrl-Z after Teams trips over file sharing

(2025/04/16)

Maybe don't push to production without properly testing first?



Legacy tech is the gift that keeps billing for UK's tax collector

(2025/04/16)

£5.2B more thrown at the never-ending quest to modernize HMRC



TalkTalk Business pulls disappearing act on customer emails

(2025/04/16)

It's not DNS. It can't be DNS? Right?



Apple: Since you care about yOuR pRiVaCy, we'll train our AI on made-up emails

(2025/04/16)

It's LLMs all the way down



Guess what happens when ransomware fiends find 'insurance' 'policy' in your files

(2025/04/16)

It involves a number close to three or six depending on the pickle you're in



South Korea to build mini-fabs as part of $25B plan to prop up tariff-targeted industries

(2025/04/16)

Fancy a doctorate in semiconductor design? The land of K-Pop wants you to help future-proof its industry



Japan serves Google a cease and desist order over its Android bundling deals

(2025/04/16)

Won't let the Big G require its apps and search to be installed on smartphones



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