ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Oracle boasts $455B backlog from AI boom, but not all its new friends will live to pay up

(2025/09/10)

Comment With extinction event predicted, Big Red's four-year forecasts will have to meet reality



Nvidia's context-optimized Rubin CPX GPUs were inevitable

(2025/09/10)

Analysis Why strap pricey, power-hungry HBM to a job that doesn't benefit from the bandwidth?



Uncle Sam indicts alleged ransomware kingpin tied to $18B in damages

(2025/09/10)

Prosecutors claim Ukrainian ran LockerGoga, MegaCortex, and Nefilim ops – $11M bounty on his head



Get paid like a prime minister to tame Home Office IT chaos

(2025/09/10)

Department dangles £160K salary for CDIO to wrangle legacy systems, failed projects, and £1.8B budget



Flu jab email mishap exposes hundreds of students' personal data

(2025/09/10)

One parent expressed concern for their child's safety



Johnson, Cummings met Thiel months before Palantir won NHS pandemic role

(2025/09/10)

Meeting with former UK prime minister and his chief advisor withheld from official records, according to leaked documents



KDE Linux and FreeBSD hit alpha and – surprise – fan fave Pop_OS nearly at beta

(2025/09/10)

It's the season of FOSS fruitfulness as juicy goodness falls from the branch



Cybercrooks ripped the wheels off at Jaguar Land Rover. Here's how not to get taken for a ride

(2025/09/10)

Feature Are you sure you know who has access to your systems?



Home Office delays £816M English test contract despite market engagement

(2025/09/10)

Government wants to assess would-be immigrants' language skills remotely



UK schools give system supplier Bromcom an F for Azure uptime

(2025/09/10)

Management software stumbles at start of term, leaving staff unable to track attendance or reach parents



Arm bets on CPU-based AI with Lumex chips for smartphones

(2025/09/10)

Four-tier core design debuts amid NPU debate



AI pricing is currently in a state of ‘pandemonium’ says Gartner

(2025/09/10)

If you can find the T&Cs, which are often hidden, you may spot hidden costs and nasties galore



This Patch Tuesday, SAP is the worst offender and Microsoft users can kinda chill

(2025/09/10)

ERP giant patches flaw that allows total takeover of NetWeaver, Microsoft has nothing under attack for once



Mega-and-MAGA deals position Oracle's Larry Ellison to overtake Elon

(2025/09/10)

Big Red's profits are flat, but its order book is phat



Google Cloud CEO sees sunny days ahead thanks to AI demand

(2025/09/10)

We're making billions on AI, how about you?



More packages poisoned in npm attack, but would-be crypto thieves left pocket change

(2025/09/09)

Miscreants cost victims time rather than money



Apple's 'Awe Droppings' fall close to the tree

(2025/09/09)

iPhone 17 Air shows company lightening up



New cybersecurity rules land for Defense Department contractors

(2025/09/09)

Now if only someone would remember to apply those rules inside the DoD



Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to appeal

(2025/09/09)

If you're within 50 miles of Redmond, then it's time to come in



Defense Dept didn't protect social media accounts, left stream keys out in public

(2025/09/09)

'The practice… has since been fixed,' Pentagon official tells The Reg



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(cond ((null c) () )
((atom (car c))
(append (list (eval (list 'getchar (list (car c) 'a) (cadr c))))
(nf a (cddr c))))
(t (append (list (implode (nf a (car c)))) (nf a (cdr c))))))

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(not (equal boston-area 'yes))
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(car 5 cadadr 9 cadadr 8 cadadr 9 caadr 4 car 2 car 1)
(car 2 caadr 4)))
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