ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Your call is very important to us – which is why we're connecting you to a human

(2025/09/12)

ai-pocalypse Gartner survey shows very few are planning to replace human support staff



All your vulns are belong to us! CISA wants to maintain gov control of CVE program

(2025/09/12)

Get ready for a fight over who steers the global standard for vulnerability identification



Boffins invent DNA tape that could pack 375 petabytes into an LTO cart

(2025/09/12)

But it reads at about the speed of punch cards



Silent magnetosphere spacecraft starts talking to controllers again

(2025/09/12)

Half of TRACERS satellite duo tripped up by power problems



Fork that: Three alternative kernels show devs don't need Linux

(2025/09/12)

Managarm, Asterinas, Xous – where disaffected code whisperers could go



1,200 undergrads hung out to dry after jailbreak attack on laundry machines

(2025/09/12)

Dorm management refuses to cover costs after payment system borked



Think tank warns China's polysilicon subsidies are frying Western fabs

(2025/09/12)

US boffins say Beijing's bargain wafers are burning rivals below cost



US House Appropriations Committee saves NASA budget, Prez holds the veto pen

(2025/09/12)

Mars Sample Return mission still for the chop



I'm out, says OpenSUSE: We're dropping bcachefs support from next kernel version

(2025/09/12)

The first distro vendor to announces its move says nein, danke



Google lands £400M MoD contract for secure UK cloud services

(2025/09/12)

Deal promises sovereign datacenters, AI, and cybersecurity to strengthen communication links with US



EU regulators let Microsoft off the hook after Teams unbundling pledge

(2025/09/12)

Slack's complaint sparked a five-year investigation, but Redmond walks away fine-free



Privacy activists warn digital ID won’t stop small boats – but will enable mass surveillance

(2025/09/12)

Big Brother Watch says a so-called BritCard could turn daily life into one long identity check – and warn that Whitehall can’t be trusted to run



Hack to school: Parents told to keep their little script kiddies in line

(2025/09/12)

UK data watchdog says students behind most education cyberattacks



Terminators: AI-driven robot war machines on the march

(2025/09/12)

Opinion Science fiction? Battle bots already used in Ukraine



BOFH: These office thefts really take the biscuit

(2025/09/12)

Episode 17 And the PFY and I are not about to get dunked for it



Huntress's 'hilarious' attacker surveillance splits infosec community

(2025/09/12)

Ethical concerns raised after crook offered themselves up on silver platter



‘IT manager’ needed tech support because they had never heard of a command line

(2025/09/12)

On Call Traceroute was also a mystery to this mountebank



Albania’s prime minister wants to appoint an AI to his ministry

(2025/09/12)

Incorruptible e-government AnswerBot ‘Djella’, which reportedly runs in Azure, given job of running public procurement



Proxmox delivers datacenter manager beta that makes it a more viable VMware contender

(2025/09/12)

One console to manage multiple clusters is table stakes, but some users are betting on mixed environments



Outlook outage over North America, Microsoft scrambles to respond

(2025/09/12)

On the plus side we'll all be getting fewer unwanted emails



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