ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

The show Musk go on: Tesla defies SIlicon Valley coronavirus lockdown order, keeps Fremont factory open

(2020/03/18)

Updated Elsewhere, Geek Squad still sending out techies to elderly people's homes

Dear Adobe, Trend Micro users: Please vaccinate your software – at least some of these security holes were exploited in the wild

(2020/03/18)

Genuine Integrity doesn't exactly live up to its name

Reach for the sky: Pixar founders win Turing Award for pioneering 3D animation – and getting rid of jagged edges

(2020/03/18)

Pat Hanrahan, Ed Catmull split $1m for their graphics work

Closed source? Pull the other one... We love open source, but not enough to share code for our own app, says GitHub

(2020/03/18)

Reviews mixed as mobile software hits GA

Official: Apple debugs MacBook Air of sucky Butterfly keyboard

(2020/03/18)

Scissor switches in, plus a silicon upgrade

Yes, true, fusion reactors don't work quite yet, but, er, maybe AI can help us stop our experiments from imploding

(2020/03/18)

No neural networks here, though, only decision tree algos

Who needs an iPad Pro? Look everyone, Windows Terminal has mouse input

(2020/03/18)

Version numbering reaches double figures with GA lurking around the corner

SpaceX beats an engine failure to loft another 60 Starlink satellites

(2020/03/18)

Falcon 9? Falcon 8 more like, as booster takes an unplanned bath

Apple updates iPad Pro with a trackpad, faster processor. Is it a real computer now?

(2020/03/18)

Ooh, check us out rivals, we've got a 'keyboard'.. well, not a real one. It's Magic, OK?

British Army adopts WhatsApp for formal orders as coronavirus isolation kicks in

(2020/03/18)

Yh capten 🎖 bruv, charlie fireteam brups  dat tr33line 🌳 at 9 🕘

All about that DBaaS: NoSQL cheerleader MongoDB sees revenue spike, but expects 'up to' $25m Covid-19 hit for 2021

(2020/03/18)

Vows to be one of 'key beneficiaries' of 'platform shift towards the cloud'

Freedom of Information coverup clerk stung for £2k after deleting council audio recording

(2020/03/18)

ICO notches up first successful FoI prosecution

Virtual reality: Now even the online Google Cloud Next event is postponed

(2020/03/18)

No, this is not business as usual as the C-virus continues to wreak havoc

HPE celebrated diversity on International Women's Day not with pictures of its own staff but stock images of models

(2020/03/18)

IT giant eventually swaps pic for photo of actual staff after El Reg prod

Small business loans app blamed as 500,000 financial records leak out of ... you guessed it, an open S3 bucket

(2020/03/18)

Bank info, driver's license copies and more found, report researchers

Come to Malmö for St Peter's. Stay for the Bork

(2020/03/18)

Börk!Börk!Börk! Swedish Scandi-BSOD, anyone?

IBM puts 1,248 frontline techies at risk of redundo, warns of data centre closures

(2020/03/18)

Exclusive The axe prepares to fall on Global Tech Services staffers, including former Lloyds and Vodafone peeps that TUPED across

BT's Wi-Fi Disc ads banned because there's no evidence the things work

(2020/03/18)

Updated Ad watchdog puts telco on the naughty step over range extender promotion

Ampere's server chip has 80 Arm CPU cores? Yeah, well, our ThunderX3 will have 96 with 384 threads, says Marvell

(2020/03/18)

Plus: Intel ditches forthcoming Cooper Lake single, dual-socket 14nm Xeons from its roadmap

Complexity, what complexity? Bank on the hardware layer for multi-cloud success

(2020/03/18)

Unity through ubiquity

<|Rain|> Knghtbrd: let me give you access to the zone files
<Knghtbrd> oh gods - you do realize I have never played with bind right?
<|Rain|> uhoh :)