ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Got your number? Maybe. 118 118 Money shutters website after spotting an intruder

(2020/03/24)

Updated No word on what digi burglars lifted

SAP opens up certain online courses to locked-down tech learners

(2020/03/24)

Free for 90 days as more and more people told to go into lockdown

Memcached has a crash-me bug, but hey, only about 83,000 public-facing servers appear to be running it

(2020/03/24)

Yes, you may have detected some sarcasm

Capita CEO and CFO take 'voluntary' pay cut of 25% amid coronavirus outbreak

(2020/03/24)

Exec raises spectre of other cost-cutting activities but doesn't yet mention redundancies

The shelves may be empty, but the disk is full: Not even Linux can resist the bork at times

(2020/03/24)

Bork!Bork!Bork! Walmart Canada takes a break from slinging ads

Make haste slowly when deploying tools to cope with global coronavirus pandemic

(2020/03/24)

Step one: Check if you really need new tools. If yes, prioritise and take small steps. And don't assume users are in great shape to learn new tricks

India's peak IT body tells outsourcers to check contract cancellation fine print while Coronavirus reigns

(2020/03/24)

In case force majeure means they can't deliver. And right now some haven't delivered detailed continuity plans

Damn you, coronavirus. Damn you. Now you've gone too far: James Webb Space Telescope, Moon mission work paused

(2020/03/24)

Including effort to land first woman on the lunar surface

Dell files to trademark 'Podference' – presumably the mutant offspring of COVID-19 and a virtual conference?

(2020/03/24)

We're guessing May's virtual Dell World conference is no mere webinar

Crack police squad seeks help to flush out Australian toilet paper thieves

(2020/03/24)

What a pair of asswipes – they even pulled a knife at a supermarket

Taiwan collars coronavirus quarantine scofflaws with smartphone geo-fences. So, which nation will be next?

(2020/03/24)

Just don't let your battery die or you'll have to explain it to the police

UK enters almost-lockdown: Brits urged to keep calm and carry on – as long as it doesn't involve leaving the house

(2020/03/23)

Use delivery services, PM urges, electronics shops shuttered amid coronavirus pandemic

Freed from the office, home workers roam sunlit uplands of IPv6... 2 metres apart

(2020/03/23)

Clouds, silver linings etc.

Techie collective to whip together official WHO-backed COVID-19 app within a week to meet 'urgent, global need'

(2020/03/23)

But will it be any better than the up-and-running WhatsApp effort?

It's 2020 and hackers are still hijacking Windows PCs by exploiting font parser security holes. No patch, either

(2020/03/23)

Spreading in the wild, no vaccine, people told to distance themselves from dodgy sources... sounds familiar

Analyst calls it: This is the 'biggest fall ever in the history of the worldwide smartphone market'

(2020/03/23)

'We expect to see the supply side change dramatically over the next year or so'

After 20-year battle, Channel island Sark finally earns the right to exist on the internet with its own top-level domain

(2020/03/23)

Special report We talk to the guy who spent decades trying to make it happen

IBM fires up the big iron, Facebook hands out masks, Cisco splashes cash, and CDC gets an Azure-powered bot

(2020/03/23)

Roundup Everybody chill, Big Tech's got this

With its stores outside China shuttered, Apple ditches two-mobes-per-customer limit for online shoppers

(2020/03/23)

Who wants 999 iPhones?

Britain's courts lurch towards Skype and conference calls for trials as COVID-19 distancing kicks in

(2020/03/23)

Coronavirus forces judges to join the 21st century more or less overnight

I'm sick of being trodden on! The Elder Gods say they can make me a man!
All it costs is my soul! I'll do it, cuz NOW I'M MAD!!!
-- Necronomicomics #1, Jack Herman & Jeff Dee