ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Stockholders, assemble. HP's latest argument: Do you really trust Xerox to take us over during a pandemic recession?

(2020/03/26)

Execs make new plea to shareholders in hostile takeover battle

Internet samurai says he'll sell 14,700,000 IPv4 addresses worth $300m-plus, plow it all into Asia-Pacific connectivity

(2020/03/26)

Special report Alternative headline: Jun Murai remembers he has a /8 under the fridge

Don't believe the hype: Today's AI unlikely to best actual doctors at diagnosing patients from medical scans

(2020/03/25)

Majority of academic studies into hospital image processing aren't subjected to clinical testing

If there's something strange in Symantec's neighborhood, who you gonna call? Not Broadcom, it seems: Systems go down, cut off customers

(2020/03/25)

And now back on their feet after global two-hour wobble

Informatica flings a phone directory of new features at fearless data fettlers

(2020/03/25)

Having trouble wrangling your data? It can probably automate that

HPE fixes another SAS SSD death bug: This time, drives will conk out after 40,000 hours of operation

(2020/03/25)

Get your patch in place to avoid future data loss

London court tells Julian Assange: No, coronavirus is not a good reason for you to be let out of prison

(2020/03/25)

Flight risk remains, says judge as she refuses bail attempt

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella talks hardware supply chains and elasticity: 'Bigger issue' is what happens around US and Europe's 'demand side'

(2020/03/25)

Staying upright as more restrictions slapped on its clouds

Royole shows off sequel to world's first foldable phone – the panned Flexpai – with no Colombian coke lords in sight

(2020/03/25)

We've already made that 'Royole with cheese' joke, right?

Tupperware-dot-com has a live credit card skimmer on its payment page, warns Malwarebytes

(2020/03/25)

Updated Branded lunchbox biz didn't answer for 5 days, alleges infosec firm

Stuck at home? Why not let an edgy, GPU-boosted slice of Azure keep you company?

(2020/03/25)

Microsoft expands preview of T4 Tensor Core-flavoured Azure Stack Edge

Xerox slurps something that isn't HP Inc: Brit managed print services houses Altodigital and ITEC Connect

(2020/03/25)

Prices undisclosed but you can bet it was cheaper

Softcat MD stepping down at reseller months after flogging £1.5m worth of stock

(2020/03/25)

Slips out door with 620,000 shares to enjoy a life less ordinary

BT Openreach prepares to declare UK MBORCed* as all new phone line installations halted over coronavirus

(2020/03/25)

Updated *Not a new backcronym, but 'Matters Beyond Our Reasonable Control'

Collabora working on making any DirectX 12 driver able to support open graphics and parallel programming APIs

(2020/03/25)

OpenCL and OpenGL wrappers in development for Microsoft's platform

Well, Zuckerberg did promise India it hadn't seen the last of Facebook. How do you say they're BAAACK in Hindi?

(2020/03/25)

Social network reportedly looking to buy a slice of country's biggest mobile provider

UK's Ministry of Defence loads up £4.6m for one plucky IaaS and PaaS provider to host Oracle Primavera apps

(2020/03/25)

Attention! Stand up straight you 'orrible lot!

Brit housing association blabs 3,500 folks' sexual orientation, ethnicity in email blunder

(2020/03/25)

Updated Please update your contact details in this handy spreadsheet ... oh

IT services sector faces armageddon as COVID-19 lockdown forces project cancellations – analysts

(2020/03/25)

Impact will be 'deep, immediate, and long-lasting'

World's smallest violin to be played for opportunistic sellers banned from eBay and Amazon for price gouging

(2020/03/25)

Online marketplaces descend into wretched hives of scum and villainy

<dhd> perl < /dev/bdsm
<knghtbrd> you have a /dev/bdsm?
<dhd> sure, it's a pseudosadomasochistic random number generator