ARM Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life (Terry Pratchett, Jingo)

Australian state will install home surveillance hardware to make sure if you're in virus isolation, you stay there

(2020/04/01)

Could be a wearable, could be wired. Backed by big fines and jail

Singapore government scraps physical 2FA tokens for government services

(2020/04/01)

There's an app for that. Or text, if you dare. Or even retail outlets

Lobsters given seats on coronavirus rescue flights... although they're probably not in a rush for a boiling bath

(2020/04/01)

Australia starts crustacean migration

Internet use up 40 per cent in San Francisco Bay Area – but you know what’s even higher? Yep, alcohol, weed use

(2020/04/01)

Techies, non-techies respond to COVID-19 by self-medicating at home

You're not fooling anyone on that vid-conference call: Walmart says shirt sales soaring, pants not pulled up

(2020/03/31)

Oh no, we've been rumbled

Talk about ill-gotten gains: Coronavirus KOs Xerox's $30bn months-long hostile takeover bid of HP Inc

(2020/03/31)

Turmoil in the financial markets fells ambitious acquisition plan

MariaDB cuddles Kubernetes, snuggles ServiceNow and readies analytics with latest update to cloudy SkySQL

(2020/03/31)

K8s 'kind of a universal key' for going multi-cloud

Samsung calls it a day on liquid-crystal display, says quantum dot is really hot

(2020/03/31)

Low demand, supply glut. Why bother?

Didn't see that coming: DataStax emits open source Kubernetes operator for Cassandra

(2020/03/31)

Although you need to hop in the Management API sidecar for the really good stuff

Xiaomi, phone home: Chinese everything shop currently making most sales on smartphones

(2020/03/31)

For now. (Having mattresses and smartbogs to fall back on doesn't sound so nuts anymore)

Microsoft expands AI features in Office, but are they any good? Mixed, according to our vulture

(2020/03/31)

Hands On Plus note to admins: sending content to Microsoft is on by default and users cannot disable it

Epic Games floats $1m bounty to ID source of 'commercial smear' claiming Houseparty chat app has been hacked

(2020/03/31)

Lots of non-savvy users may be recycling previously hacked creds

Sunday: Australia is shocked UK would consider tracking mobile data to beat pandemic. Monday: Australia to deploy drone intimidation squads

(2020/03/31)

Updated Bloody poms are full of great ideas

Marriott Hotels hacked AGAIN: Two compromised employee logins abused to siphon off 5.2m guests' personal info

(2020/03/31)

Updated How many customers' deets? It's not saying just yet

Huawei rotating CEO: Chinese government will not 'just stand by and watch Huawei be slaughtered'

(2020/03/31)

Gotta find Huawei to handle 2020: Despite rosy 2019 figures, Chinese comms giant sees trouble ahead

If you've ever wished Visual Studio Code could be more open source, the Eclipse Foundation would like a word

(2020/03/31)

DIY IDE Theia hits 1.0, and it's still compatible with all those extensions

Cloudflare is over the moon because its pro-privacy 1.1.1.1 DNS service got a clean bill of health from everyone's favorite auditor – KPMG

(2020/03/31)

Proved for all sites, proved for all sites, there is nothing else we can do

Watch your MANRS: Akamai, Amazon, Netflix, Microsoft, Google, and pals join internet routing security effort

(2020/03/31)

Filtering, anti-spoofing, coordination, validation to prevent crooks, spies hijacking victims' connections

Pandemic impact: Two-thirds of polled Reg readers say it's business as usual in the IT dept, one in ten panicking

(2020/03/31)

And few worried about security – are they right?

Hunting for IT staff? Lost your job during the pandemic? Sysadmin vacancies – and a free job ads offer – inside

(2020/03/31)

Job alert Employers, would-be employees, we're here to help during these trying times

If you took all of the grains of sand in the world, and lined
them up end to end in a row, you'd be working for the government!
-- Mr. Interesting